When i tuned in to channel 4 in the year of 2005, nI must admit I was fit for oceanic flight 815, nBut as jack ran from the jungle to beach,nAn important message I must teach nYou really can't not whack one off to Lost.nn(Chorus)nCus from the swan to the flame, nEven in the looking glass i feel no shame, nAnd thats why i always whack one off to Lost.nnWith Kate and Sayed, Micheal and his black kid,nI never have felt quite so aroused,nSo when Juliet told Ben what to get, nI simply had to put out my passion that caused.nn(Chorus)nCus from the swan to the flame, nEven in the looking glass i feel no shame, nAnd thats why i always whack one off to Lost.nnPlot lines are never easy to follow, nBut the cast in it leave me genitals hollow,nAnd thats why i always whack one off to Lost nYes thats why i always whack one off to Lostn