Now John Mellancamp, once Johnny CougarnGet a life, your music sounds like a boogernThe first time I saw you was on Pop-Up Video(tm)nMom thought you were okay, but I thought you were shitty-onnAnd Caroline thought you were blindnShe only learned diff'rent with the passage of timenCaroline...time...blind!nnThat singer R. Kelly likes underage girlsnI heard he peed on them and that made me hurl!nTrapped in the Closet was an urban operanWith singles like that, it's no wonder he's popularnnAnd Eleanor thought he was blindnShe only learned diff'rent with the passage of timenEleanor...time...blind!nnBut Dan never thought they were blindnHe never relied on the passage of timenDan...time...wise! n n n n