When you walked in, I said with a grinThat we were just talking about youWe all had to lie because you would cryIf you knew we were laughing at youIn the momentary lull before the band begins to playThere's an overwhelming stench of alibi[Chorus]Come on now, nowCome on now, nowEnjoy the humor of the situationCome on now, nowCome on now, nowEnjoy the humor of the situationI said on the phone don't wait til I'm homeBut I'm sure I could hear you cryingI said where I was, but you doubt it becauseIt's the caller I.D. you're buyingIn the hour that it took for me to drive up to the doorYou'd arranged all my belongings on the lawn[Chorus]Have you heard the one about the boyWho moved into the hen house to sleep?He woke up with egg on his faceWhen he found out all the hens had crossed the street[Chorus]As I walked out, I thought about all I had left behind meI felt a chill because I was stillWearing the emperor's new clothesMy mind was racing with each chance that I had missedWhile your next door neighbor soaked me with the hoseI've never felt so small, I've never been so dissedAs I shiver, dripping, while the chorus goes:Come on now, nowCome on now, now
Lyrics by Barenaked Ladies
[Untitled] [*] 7 8 9 7, 8, 9 789 A A Message To You Rudy A Word For That Adrift Adrift (Outtake) Adrift [#][Outtake][Version] Adrift [Acoustic] Adrift [DVD] Alcohol Allergies Alternative Girlfriend Alternative Girlfriend [DVD] Aluminium Aluminum Aluminum (Live) [Holmdel 7-14-04] Aluminum [Acoustic Version] Am I The Only One? Angry People Angry People [Bonus Track] Angry People [Live] Another Heartache Another Heartbreak Another Heartbreak [Acoustic] [*] Another Postcard Another Postcard (Acoustic) Another Postcard (Chimps) Another Postcard [Acoustic Version] Another Spin Another Spin [Bonus Track] Auld Lang Syne Baby It's Cold Outside Baby Seat Back Back [Non-Album Track] Bad Day Bank Job Bank Job [Acoustic] Bank Job [DVD] Bank Job [Live] Barenaked Ladies - Stunt - 11- Told You So Bass Solo Bass Solo Be My Yoko Ono Be My Yoko Ono [Acoustic] Be My Yoko Ono [Acoustic][Live] Beautiful Beautiful [Bonus Track] Beautiful [DVD] Best Damn Friend Big Bang Theory Theme Blacking Out Blame It On Me Boomerang Boomerang (Mark Endert Mix) Born Human Box Set Break Your Heart Break Your Heart (Live) [Holmdel 7-14-04] Break Your Heart [Edit] Brian Wilson Brian Wilson (Live) [Holmdel 7-14-04] Brian Wilson [DVD] Brian Wilson [Live] Bull In A China Shop Bull in a China Shop [Acoustic] Burned Call And Answer Call Me Calmly Canadian Snacktime Popcorn Canadian Snacktime Snacktime Canadian Snacktime Trilogy: I) Snacktime Canadian Snacktime Vegetable To Canadian Snacktime Vegetable Town Careless Carol Of The Bells Celebrity Celebrity (Album Version) Christmas Pics Christmastime (Oh Yeah) Close To You Comes A Time Conventioneers Couldn't Care Less Crawl Crazy Crazy ABC's Crazy ABC's Curious Daydreamin' Deck The Stills Did I Say That Out Loud? Do They Know It's Christmas Do They Know It's Christmas? Do They Know It's Christmas? Down To Earth Down To Earth [Bonus Track] Drawing Duct Tape Heart Easy Easy [Acoustic] Easy [DVD] Easy [Live] Ed's Uncle Elwyn Elf's Lament Elf's Lament Enid Enid [DVD] Enid [Live] Eraser Every Subway Car Everything Had Changed Everything Is New Again Everything Old Is New Again Fall Back On Falling For The First Time Falling for the First Time [DVD] Falling for the First Time [Live] Farmboy Homeboy Fight The Power Fog of Writing Food Party Footprints For You For You [Acoustic] For You [Acoustic][Live] Four Seconds Four Seconds [Acoustic] [*] Fox On The Run Fun & Games Fun & Games [Bonus Track] Fun & Games Fun and Games Gangster Girl Get Back Up Get In Line Get in Line [Live] Give It Back to You Globetrot Go Home God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman\/We Three Kings God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (Featuring Sarah McLac... God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen / We Three Kings God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen/We Three Kings God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen/We Three Kings (Featur... God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen\/We Three Kings Golden Boy Gonna Walk Govatsos Shuffle Grade 9 Grade 9 [DVD] Graffiti Love Great Provider Green Christmas Grim Grinning Ghosts Grim Grinning Ghosts (the Haunted Mansion Theme) Half A Heart Half A Heart [Bonus Track] Half a Heart [DVD] Hanukkah Blessings Hanukkah Blessings (Album Version) Hanukkah O Hanukkah (Live) Hanukkah, Oh, Hanukkah Have You Seen My Love Have You Seen My Love? Have You Seen My Love? Having A Baby Helicopters Hello City Here Before Here Come The Geese Hidden Sun History Of Everything Hold My Hand Home Home (All New Revue-Live at the Glenn Gould Theatr... Home [Acoustic] How Long Humongous Tree Humor Of The Situation Humour Of The Situation Humungous Tree I Can I Will I Do I Can I Will I Do [DVD] I Can Sing I Can, I Will, I Do I Can, I Will, I Do [DVD] I Don't Get It Anymore I Don't Like I Have a Dreidel I Have A Little Dreidel I Have a Little Dreidel (Album Version) I Have a Little Dreydell I Have Learned I Know I Live With It Every Day I Love You I Saw It I Saw Three Ships I'll Be That Girl I'll Be That Girl If I Had $1,000,000 If I Had $1,000,000 (Live) [Seattle 7-25-04] If I Had $1,000,000 [DVD] If I Had $1,000,000 [Edit] If I Had $1,000,000 [Yellow Tape Version] If I Had $1000000 If I Had $1000000 [Live] If I Had $10000000 If I Had A $1,000,000 If I Had A $1000000 If I Had A Million Dollars If I Should Fall In The Car In The Drink Inline Bowline Intermittently It's All Been Done It's All Been Done (Live) [Holmdel 7-14-04] It's All Been Done [DVD] It's Christmas Time It's Christmas Time (Oh Yeah) It's Christmas Time(oh Yeah) It's Only Me It's Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland) It's Only Me (Wizard of Magicland) It's Only Me [DVD] It's Only Me Its All Been Done Before Jane Jane [Live] Jerome Jingle Bells Just A Toy Keepin' It Real King of Bedside Manor Leave Let There Be Light Life In A Nutshell Life, In A Nutshell Light Up My Room Lilac Girl Limits Little Green Bag (feat. Tom Jones) Little Tiny Song Long Way Back Home Long While [#][Demo Version] Louis Loon Love We're In Lovers In A Dangerous Time Make My Heart Fly Matter Of Time Maybe Katie Maybe Katie (Acoustic) Maybe Katie [Acoustic Version] Maybe Not Maybe Not [Bonus Track] Maybe Not [DVD] Maybe You're Right Maybe You're Right Mcdonald's Girl Mcdonald's Girl Million Dollars Moonstone My Big Sister Narrow Streets Never Do Anything Never Is Enough New Kid New Kid (on The Block) New Kid (On The Block) New Kid (On the Block) [DVD] Next Time Next Time (Acoustic Version) Next Time [Acoustic Version] Night Photographs Northern Lights Odds Are Odds Are [Acoustic] Off His Head Off The Hook Old Apartment Old Apartment (Live) [Holmdel 7-14-04] Old Apartment [#][Demo Version] Old Apartment [DVD] On the Lookout One And Only One And Only [Bonus Track] One Little Slip One Week One Week (Live) [Holmdel 7-14-04] One Week (Pull's Break Remix) One Week (Remix) One Week [1999 Pull's Break Remix] One Week [DVD] One Week [Live] Oneweek Ordinary Our Blue Dot Passcode Peterborough And The Kawarthas Piece of Cake Pinch Me Pinch Me (Live) [Holmdel 7-14-04] Pinch Me [DVD] Pinch Me [Live] Pinch Me [Radio Edit] Pollywog In A Bog Powder Blue Powder Blue [Live] Powder Blue [Non-Album Track] Psycho Killer Quality Raisins Really Don't Know Really Don't Know Road Runner Roadrunner Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Rule The World With Love Running Out Of Ink Running Out Of Ink [Bonus Track] Running out of Ink [DVD] Same Thing Same Thing (Live) Same Thing [Live][#] Satellite Say What You Want Second Best Second Best (Acoustic) Second Best (demo) Second Best [#][Demo Version] Second Best [Acoustic Version] Sell Sell Sell Sell, Sell, Sell Serendipity Serendipity [Bonus Track] Seven Little Monsters Theme Song Shake Your Rump Shake Your Rump (Live) Shake Your Rump [Live][#] She's On Time She's On Time Shoe Box Shoe Box (Album Version) Shoe Box (Radio Remix) Shoe Box [DVD] Shoe Box [Radio Mix] Shoebox Shopping Shopping (Live) [Holmdel 7-14-04] Silverball Sleigh Ride Smile Snowman Snowmen Some Fantastic Some Fantastic (Ivory and Ivory) Some Fantastic (Live) [Holmdel 7-14-04] Something You'll Never Find Something You'll Never Find [Bonus Track] Something You'll Never Find [DVD] Something You'll Never Find Sound Of Your Voice Sound of Your Voice [Acoustic] Sound of Your Voice [Live] Spider In My Room Stomach Vs. Heart Stomache VS Heart Straw Hat & Ol' Dirty Hank Straw Hat And Ol' Dirty Hank Straw Hat And Old Dirty Hank Straw Hat and Old Dirty Hank (Live) [Holmdel 7-14-... Stunt Summertime Take It Back Take It Outside Teenage Wasteland Teenage Wasteland (Live) Teenage Wasteland [Live][#] Testing 1, 2, 3 Testing 1, 2, 3 [Acoustic Version] Testing 1,2,3 Thanks That Was Fun Thanks That Was Fun [DVD] Thanks, That Was Fun The Ballad Of Gordon The Big Bang Theory The Canadian Snacktime Trilogy The Canadian Snacktime Trilogy: Popcorn The Canadian Snacktime Trilogy: Snacktime The Canadian Snacktime Trilogy: Vegetable Town The Flag The Fog Of Writing The Humour Of The Situation The King Of Bedside Manor The Love We're In The New Sad The New Sad [Bonus Track] The New Sad [DVD] The Ninjas The Old Apartment The Old Apartment [DVD] The Old Apartment [Radio Remix] The Wrong Man Was Convicted There's A Spider In My Room These Apples They Long To Be Close To You Things This Is It This Is Where It Ends Tired of Fighting with You Toe to Toe Told You So Tonight Is The Night I Fell Asleep At The Wheel Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel/Hi... Too Little Too Late Too Little Too Late [Live] Trouble With Tracy Trust Me Trust Me (Previously Unreleased) Trust Me [#] Uncle Elwyn Unfinished Upside Down Vanishing Vegetable Town War On Drugs Watching the Northern Lights We Three Kings What A Good Boy What A Letdown What a Letdown [DVD] What A Wild Tune When I Fall When I Fall [Live] When You Dream When You Dream [Home Demo] Who Can It Be Now Who Knew Who Knew? Who Needs Sleep Who Needs Sleep? Why Say Anything Nice? Why Say Anything Nice? [DVD] Wind It Up Wind It Up [Acoustic] Wishing Wishing Well Wonderful Christmastime Words & Music By Steven Page Words & Music By Steven Page & Ed Robertson Wrap Your Arms Around Me Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes [Audio DVD][#][*] Yes, Yes, Yes Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! - Stereo Mix You Run Away You Will Be Waiting