There've been a lot of bad guys
In a lot of good video games.
Bowser, and your opponent in Pong,
The Pacman ghosts, and Donkey Kong.
One bad guy stands alone,
He will never tire,
He sits there on his blocky throne,
He'll be there till you die.
Your fingers may move with blinding speed,
There may be no game you can't beat,
But cant you see that no one can defeat,
The man who throws the Tetris piece!
Higher, Higher, No straight piece!
I need a @#&$&%*$&@# straight piece!
Out from the sands he became a man,
With only one thought and one desire,
Take over all and terrify the weak,
And believe he's the one we all admire.
He'll give you everything that you need,
He'll pretend that he's your friend you see,
He'll give you everything but what you need,
The jerk who throws the tetris piece!
Falling, building, no straight piece!
Waiting, praying, This time please!
Buried in ruins, many will fall,
And wonder what is the point of it all.
How could one be strong yet so weak
As we all wait for him to speak.
Levels will come and levels will go,
I'm unlimited with the shit I throw,
Now you will bow to me as I speak,
I'm the man who throws the tetris piece!