(Yo I'm being serious)Yo, it's the wild wild westYou came to the right place my manGet ready, here we goNew Shit!Welcome my friends to the old saloonEveryone in town is hangin outIf you got a drink, well you drink it downThen we'll all go have sex with the whoever!Brand new!Buffalo Bill, I just rode into townOn my horse, you betcha on a horseThat's the thing in the old west times,Everyone enjoys a good horse rideIf you cheat at cards ya get thrown out!Right out the saloon doors on your buttGo back in and buy a round of whiskeyGuess what? All is forgiven!DJ LARRY!Well look who's here, it's Calamity JaneAnd you're another guy who's probly an injun!This whiskey's warm and it tastes like piss!DJ LARRY!Oh no! My stash smells like piss!So that's your story, stickin to itThe old wild west is no place for a ladyI'm the bartender, but I'm also the mayorSo just put that in your pipe and smoke itDJ waaahaa!Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas,Sure is dusty here.
Lyrics by The Lonely Island
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