The Worst Joke Ever
R.E.M.



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  "1,000,000"   "Everybody Hurts (Live in Athens, GA '92)"   "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?"   "Wolves, Lower"   ( Untitled )   (Don't Go Back To) Rockville   (Don't Go Back To) Rockville [Live In Oslo - 10/25...   [Untitled Track]   #9 Dream   1000000 [Live]   165 Hillcrest   7 Chinese Bros.   7 Chinese Brothers   9-9   A Girl Like You   A Month Of Saturdays   Academy Fight Song   Accelerate   Accelerate [Live]   Action   Aftermath   ýberlin   Ages of You   Airportman   All I Have To Do Is Dream   All The Best   All the Right Friends   All the Way to Reno   All The Way To Reno (You're Gonna Be A Star)   Alligator Aviator Autopilot Antimatter   Animal   Arms of Love   Around the Sun   At My Most Beautiful   At My Most Beautiful [Album Version]   At My Most Beautiful [From Never Been Kissed]   Auctioneer (Another Engine)   Auctioneer [Live]   Baby I   Baby, baby   Bad Day   Bad Day (Amended Album Version)   Bad Day [DVD]   Bad Day [DVD]   Bad Day [Live][#]   Bandwagon   Bang and Blame   Bang and Blame (Album Version Without Between Trac...   Be Mine   Beach Ball   Beachball   Beat a Drum   Begin the Begin   Begin the Begin (Live) [Athens 1992]   Belong   Binky The Doormat   Bittersweet Me   Blue   Body Count   Boy In The Well   Boy in the Well [DVD]   Burning Down   Burning Hell   camerA   Can't Get There From Here   Can't Get There From Here [Edit]   Carnival Of Sorts   Carnival of Sorts (Box Cars)   Carnival Of Sorts (Boxcar) [Live]   Catapult   Catapult [Live]   Catapult [Live][#][*]   Central Rain [Live]   Chance (Dub)   Chorus And The Ring   Circus Envy   Circus Envy [Live]   Country Feedback   Country Feedback (Live)   Country Feedback (Live) [Athens 1992] %7BApplause ...   Crazy   Crush and Losing   Crush with Eyeliner   Cuyahoga   Cuyahoga [DVD]   Cuyahoga [Live]   Cuyahoga [Live][#]   Dancing Barefoot   Dangerous Times   Dark Globe   Daysleeper   Departure   Departure [Rome Soundcheck]   Diminished   Disappear   Discoverer   Disguised   Disturbance at the Heron House   Disturbance at the Heron House ... [DVD]   Disturbance At The Heron House [Live]   Disturbance at the Heron House [Unplugged Version]   Don't Go Back To Rockville   Draggin' The Line   Dream (All I Have To Do)   Drive   Drive (Live)   Drive [1994]   Drive [DVD]   Driver 8   Driver 8 [Demo Version]   Driver 8 [DVD]   Driver 8 [DVD][Live][*]   Driver 8 [Live]   Driver 8 [Live][#]   E-Bow the Letter   E-Bow the Letter [Seattle Studio]   Electrolite   Electrolite [Live]   Electrolyte   Electron Blue   Electron Blue [Album Version]   Electron Blue [DVD]   Everbody Hurts   Every Day Is Yours To Win   Everybody Hurts   Everybody Hurts [DVD]   Exhuming McCarthy   Fall on Me   Fall on Me [Unplugged Version]   Falls to Climb   Feeling Gravity's Pull   Feeling Gravity's Pull [Live]   Femme Fatale   Final Straw   Final Straw [DVD]   Find the River   Finest Rodeo   Finest Worksong   Finest Worksong (Mutual Drum Horn Mix)   Finest Worksong [DVD]   Finest Worksong [DVD]   Finest Worksong [Other Mix]   Fireplace   First We Take Manhattan   Flowers of Guatemala   Fretless   Funtime   Gardening at Night   Gardening At Night (Live)   Gardening at Night [Live][#]   Get Up   Ghostrider   Good Advices   Green Grow the Rushes   Hairshirt   Half a World Away   Hallelujah   HarborcOat   Harborcoat [Live]   Hey Hey Nadine   High Speed Train   Hollow Man   Hope   Horse To Water   Horse To Water [Live]   Houston   Houston [Live]   How the West Was Won and Where It Got Us   Hyena   Hyena [Live][#]   I Am Superman   I Believe   I Don't Sleep, I Dream   I Remember California   I Took Your Name   I Took Your Name [DVD]   I Wanted to Be Wrong   I Wanted to Be Wrong [DVD]   I'll Take the Rain   I'm Gonna DJ   I'm Gonna DJ [Live]   I'm Not Over You   I've Been High   I've Been High [Live]   Ignoreland   Imitation of Life   Imitation of Life [Album Version] [Version]   Imitation of Life [DVD]   It Happened Today   It's a Free World Baby   It's The End Of The World As We Know (And I Feel F...   It's The End Of The World As We Know It   It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Fee...   Its The End Of The World As We   Just a Touch   Just a Touch [Live][#]   King of Birds   King Of Comedy   King of the Road   Kohoutek   Kohoutek [Live]   Laughing   Leave   Leave (Alt. Version)   Leaving New York   Leaving New York [Athens Rehearsal Sessions]   Leaving New York [DVD]   Let Me In   letter Never seNt   Letter Never Sent [Live]   Life and How to Live It   Life and How to Live It [DVD]   Lightin' Hopkins   Lightnin' Hopkins   Lisa Sez   little america   Little America [Live]   Living Well Is The Best Revenge   Living Well Is The Best Revenge [Live]   Local Sleeps Away?   Losing My Religion   Losing My Religion (Live) [Athens 1992] {Applause ...   Losing My Religion (Live) [Athens 1992] %7BApplaus...   Losing My Religion [DVD]   Losing My Religion [Surround Sound][Multimedia Tra...   Losing My Religion [Unplugged Version]   Lotus   Love Is All Around   Low   Low Desert   Lucky   Lynne & Andy   Make It All OK   Make It All Okay   Man On the Moon   Man on the Moon [Live] [Live]   Man-Sized Wreath   Man-Sized Wreath [Live]   Maps & Legends [Live]   Maps and Legends   Maps And Legends [Demo Version]   Me in Honey   Me, Marlon Brando, Marlon Brando & I   Me, Marlon Brando, Marlon Brando And I   Milk & Cookies   Mine Smell Like Honey   Mine Smell Like Honey (Single)   Monty Got a Raw Deal   Monty Got a Raw Deal (Live)   Moon River   Moral Kiosk   Mr. Richards   Mystery To Me   Mystery to Me [Live][#]   Narrarator   Near Wild Heaven   New Test Leper   New Test Leper [Live]   Night Swimming   Nightswimming   Nightswimming [DVD]   Oddfellows Local 151   Oh My Heart   Old Man Kensey   On The Fly [Live]   One I Love   One I Love [Live]   Orange Crush   Orange Crush [DVD]   Orange Crush [DVD]   Pale Blue Eyes   Parakeet   Parakeey   Perfect Circle   Perfect Circle [Unplugged Version]   Permanent Vacation   Photograph   Pilgrimage   Pop Song '89   Pop Song '89 (Acoustic)   Pop Song 89   Pretty Persuasion   Pretty Persuasion [DVD][Live]   Pretty Persuasion [Live, The Old Grey Whistle Test...   Pretty Persuasion [Live]   Pretty Persuasion [Live][#]   PSA (aka Bad Day)   Radio Free Europe   Radio Free Europe (Original Hib-Tone Single)   Radio Free Europe [Edit]   Radio Song   Redhead Walking   Revolution   Richards [Live]   Rockville   Romance   Romance [Live]   Sad Professor   Saturn Return   second GuessinG   Second Guessing [Live]   See No Evil   See No Evil (Television cover)   Seven Chinese Brothers   Shaking Through   She Just Wants to Be   She Just Wants to Be [Museum TV/Radio]   Sheherazade   Shiny Happy People   Sing For The Submarine   Sitting Still   Sitting Still [Live]   So Fast, So Numb   So Fast, So Numb [DVD]   So Fast, So Numb [Surround Sound][Multimedia Track...   So. Central Rain   So. Central Rain (I'm Sorry)   South Central Rain   South Central Rain (I'm Sorry)   Southern Central Rain (I'm Sorry)   Sponge   Stand   Star 69   Star Me Kitten   Star Me Kitten (Featuring W.S. Burroughs)   Staring Down The Barrel Of The [Live]   Strange   Strange (Wire)   Strange Currencies   Stumble   Summer Turns To High   Superman   Supernatural Superserious   Suspicion   Swan Swan H   Swan Swan H [DVD]   Swan Swan H [Live][#]   Swan Swan H.   Sweetness Follows   Tainted Obligation   Talk About the Passion   Talk About the Passion [DVD]   Talk About the Passion [DVD][Live]   Talk About the Passion [Live, The Tube, 11/18/83][...   Texarkana   That Beat   That Someone Is You   The After Hours   The Apologist   The Ascent of Man   The Ascent of Man [DVD]   The Boy In the Well   The End Of The World As We Know It   The Flowers Of Guatemala   The Great Beyond   The Great Beyond [DVD]   The Great Beyond [Edit]   The Leaving York of King Water as We Birds It Let ...   The Lifting   The Lifting (Demo)   The Lion Sleeps Tonight   The One I Love   The One I Love (Live)   The One I Love [DVD]   The One I Love [DVD]   The One I Love [MMM Sydney]   The One I Love [Unplugged Version]   The Outsiders   The Passenger   The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight   The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite   The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite [DVD]   The Sidewinders Sleeps Tonight   The Wake-Up Bomb   The Worst Joke Ever [Live]   The Wrong Child   Theme From Two Steps Onward   There She Goes Again   These Days   These Days (Toronto-Sept. 30, 2003)   These Days (Live In Toronto - 09/30/03)   These Days [Itunes Originals Version]   These Days [Live]   These Days [Live][#]   This Friendly World   Time After Time   Time After Time (annElise)   Time After Time Etc.   Tired Of Singing Trouble   Tongue   Toys In the Attic   Try Not to Breathe   Turn You Inside Out   Turn You Inside-Out   Turn Your Inside Out   Underneat The Bunker   Underneath the Bunker   Undertow   Until The Day Is Done   Until The Day Is Done [Live]   Untitled   Voice of Harold   Wait   Walk It Back   Walk Unafraid   Walk Unafraid [DVD]   Wall of Death   Wall of Death [Athens Studio]   Walter's Theme   Walters Theme   Wander Lust   Wanderlust [DVD]   Was Low DJ   We All Go Back To Where We Belong   We All Go Back To Where We Belong (Single)   We Walk   Welcome to the Occupation   Welcome To The Occupation [Live]   Wendell Gee   West of the Fields   West Of The Fields [Live]   What If We Give It Away?   Whats The Frequency Kenneth   White Tornado   Why Not Smile   Why Not Smile (Alt. Version)   Why Not Smile [Alternate Version]   Wichita Lineman   Windout   Windout [Live][#]   Wolves, Lower   Wolves, Lower [Live]   World Leader Pretend   Worst Joke Ever   Yellow River   You   You Are the Everything   You Are the Everything (Live In Raleigh, NC - 10/1...   You're In The Air

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