Totally Committed
Jeff Foxworthy

Rule number one, if she ain't happy

You ain't happy

And if she ain't happy long enough

You're gonna be unhappy with half your stuff

Early on in our marriage

When we'd be in the same room for a half hour

And she wouldn't say a word to me

I would make the mistake of looking at her and go, What's wrong?

Hoping it was something other than me

Now I have learned

If we're in the same room for a half hour

And she doesn't say a word to me, it's me

Now I just go up to her and go, Baby I realize I have done or said Something stupid and insensitive and while I don't yet know

What it is, I would like a chance to go up to my room

And think about it for a little while

This game's been played for centuries

Ever since Adam fell for Eve

The sooner you'll learn, the better off you'll be

Just like me, totally committed

I've learned early on in our relationship

That women are complicated creatures

Once I had accepted that

It made a lot of things easier for me

But I have found that

Because women are complicated

They like to think men are complicated too

You ever hear a group of women talking to each other

Ooo, I wish I knew, what he was really thinking

Ladies I will tell you, what we're really thinking

We're really thinking, I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked

That's all we're thinking

You go to a nursing home and see a ninety year old man

Going down the hall on a walker

That's what he's thinking

I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked

This game's been played for centuries

Ooh, not that, not that, not that

The sooner you'll learn, the better off you'll be

Just like me, totally committed

And I do believe women understand men

Better than men understand women, don't you?

Think about that, how often do you see a man stomp out of a room

Crying and have a woman goin', What, what'd I say? Come back

And I do think men would take advice about relationships

But we're not gonna sit down and read magazines about it

You got to feed it to us in a way we're we'd accept it

Sneak it into the play by play of a baseball game

And there's strike three Greg Maddux really looking good today

Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time

You woman needs to be reminded that she's still looking good to you

Hey baby, have I told you lately, you are as pretty as Greg Maddux?

This game's been played for centuries

Ever since Adam fell for Eve

The sooner you'll learn, the better off you'll be

Just like me

I keep telling you I'm totally committed

Now repeat after me, totally committed

Now baby what I meant to say is

When you're naked you are prettier than Greg Maddux

You really are

I'm going up to my room


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