[Bialystock]Don't you see Bloom, darling Bloom, glorious Bloom, it's so simple!nnStep One! We find the worst play ever written,nStep Two! We hire the worst director in town,nStep Three! I raise two million dollars.n[Bloom] Two?n[Bialystock] Yes, two! One for me, one for you, there's a lot of little old ladies out there... nStep Four! We hire the worst actors in New York and open on Broadway!nAnd before you can say step five, we close on Broadway, take our two million and go to Rio!n[Bloom] Rio?! Ah, it'll never work...n[Bialystock] Oh ye of little faith!nn[Bialystock]nWhat did Lewis say to Clark when everything looked bleak?nWhat did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing as they struggled toward Everest peak?nWhat did Washington say to his troops as they crossed the Delaware? I'm sure you're well aware!n[Bloom]What'd they say?nn[Bialystock]We. Can. Do it.nWe can do it,nWe can do it, me and younWe can do it,nWe can do it,nWe can make our dreams come true.nEverything you've ever wanted, is just waiting to be had,nBeautiful girls wearing nothing but pearls,nCarressing you, undressing you and driving you mad.nn[Bloom] No!n[Bialystock] Bloom! Bloom, wait a minute now... Hear me out, just think about it!nn[Bialystock]nWe can do it,nWe can do it,nThis is not the time to shirk!nWe can do it,nYou won't rue it,nSay goodbye to petty clerk.nHi Producer,nYes, Producer,nI mean you sir go berserk!nWe can do it,nWe can do it,nAnd I know it's gonna work!n[Bialystock] Whadaya say, Bloom?nn[Bloom]nWhat do I say, finally a chance to be a Broadway producer,nWhat do I say, finally a chance to make my dreams come true sir,nWhat do I say,nWhat do I say?nHere's what I say to you, sir!nn[Bloom]nI can't do it,nI can't do it,nI can't do it, that's not me,nI'm a loser,nI'm a coward,nI'm a chicken, don't you see?nWhen it comes to wooing women,nthere's a few things that I lack.nBeautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls,nChasing me, embracing me, I'd have an attack!nn[Bialystock] Why you miserable, cowardly wretched little caterpillar!nDon't you ever want to become a butterfly?nDon't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory?n[Bloom] No!nn[Bialystock - Melody]nWe can do it,nWe can do it,nWe can grab that holy grail,nWe can do it,nWe can do it,nDrink champagne, not ginger ale!nCome on Leo, Don't you see-o...nn[Bloom - Harmony]nMr. Bialystock,nPlease stop this song you've got me wrong,nI'll say so long - I'm not as strong a person as you think.nMr Bialystock,nPlease take a look, I'm not a crook,nI'm just a schmuck, the bottom line is that,nI say!nI can't do it...nn[End harmony]n[Bloom]nYou see Rio, I see jail!nn[Bloom] Driver stop! Here!nn[Bialystock]nWe can do it!n[Bloom]nI can't do it!nn[Bialystock]nWe can do it!n[Bloom]nI can't do it!nn[Bialystock]nWe can do it!n[Bloom]nI can't do it!nn[Bialystock]nWe can do it!n[Bloom]nI can't do it!nn[Bialystock]nWe can...n[Bloom]nI cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot do it,n'cos I know, it's gonna fail.nn[Bialystock] Fail? How can it miss, all you need is a little courage! Bloom, don't you realise there's a lot more to you than there is to you?