I went and wrote some parodiesnKarl tried a little rock, put me on a stagenKeith sleeps comedy, we threw him in the actnBill adds some more soul and has a knack for chatnWe're all four guys with many dreamsnBut God can help you focus these thingsnMusic lyrics we rewritenAs long as we can take a tune and show the lightnnWe're in a parody bandnWe're here to share with the fansnWe've got a two-part stylenWe'll tell you part's Weird Al nThe other part's Billy GrahamnnFour Aquafinas and soda popnWe're waiting for the van to return from the shopnPhiladelphia late at night its battery diednThe hotel we slept in it was highly pricednNow seeing as I'm waiting, I have a plannWould you like to meet the boys in the bandnI'm J. – Karl's the dude with the guitar onnAnd we've got Keith on the bass and Bill on drumsnnWe're in a parody bandnWe're in a terrible van nWe're comin’ to your townnAnd if your car breaks downnWe're good Samaritans, man nnWe're in a parody bandnThe Bible's there in your handnYou're thumbin' through yours nownWe'll help you start it outnWith a one-year reading plan nnWe're in a parody bandnWe're into prayer and defensenWe're from a two-sport townnThree if the Pirates countnIt's just so rare that we winnnWe're in a parody bandnWe're at a charity dancenWe're only two doors downnWe know it's Shark Week nownBut please come there if you cannnWe’re in a parody band … whoo!nWe’re in Bob Flaherty’s band … whoo!nWill this hilarity end … whoo!