You still have a girl,
But I threw up,
She threw me in the trash.
You still notice things, too.
Ooh woo. Woo-ooh woo.
You still have a job,
But I cannot remember where I placed it.
I had my youth, I wasted it, too. Ooh.
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
Once had a lot of things,
But used them up.
They dissipate like ash.
And once, I had someone like you.
Ooh woo. Woo-ooh woo.
One brand of cigarettes dangles from my lip,
As I slip into this one brand of booze.
Ooh woo. Woo-ooh woo.
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
Now the joke is old.
I act as if I'm convinced my your laughs,
See, it's okay I'm laughing, too.
Some kind of punishment
Awaits me like self-enforced draft.
I'd sign my life away to you.
Ooh woo. Woo-ooh woo.
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
What would mother say?
Aw, shit.