Oohh... What a day it's been.nLet's read my pamphlet here.nWhat would Jesus do?nFor ages 55 and oldernNumber 1: Love thy neighbornLove thy neighbor as thyselfnThank you, GodnThank you for this.... OH NO!nnExcuse me!nWhere do you think you're going in that?nYou're gonna march right upstairs, that's what you're gonna do.nMarch it!nIs that a tattoo!?nTattoo's are from the Devil.nTattoo's are from the Devil.nThe Devil.nYou're gonna march right up...nI'm so flustered!nYou're gonna march it, woman.nMarch, march, march!nAnd change your clothes!nIs that a tattoo?nTattoo's are from the Devil.nYou don't even know Chinesse.nWhy are you wearing that!?nYou're watching too much of the HBO.nToo much HBO.nJesus Christ on a crutch.nnIf you go out looking like that,nThey're gonna think you're a street walker.nA walker in the night!nThey're gonna want to pay you for lookin' like that.nIt's wrong and it's unclean.nYou need to change that, missy.nBoy's just wanna get in your tutu!nBoy's just wanna get in your tutu!nI thought I told ya that!nThey want in your tutu.nNow you march upstairs and you cover up that tutu.nThey're gonna think you're a transvestite.nWe're gonna be on Montel Williams, for cry-ynYou better cover it up, missy.nI don't wanna be on Montel!nYou're gonna, you're gonna be pregnant!nAnd that means I'm gonna be a grandmother.nAnd you know what, that'll be the seed of the Devil.nnThey want in your tutu.nnThey want in your tutu.nnThe Devil.