Sara: My last boyfriend was a bit of a snob nDan: But you should've known it from the sound of his job nHe was a corporate bank investment honnI don't know why you can't find Mr. Right nSara: It's cause you find something wrong with every boy that I like nAnd now you've gone through every boy I knownnBrad is so good-looking nDan: But he'll never clean or do the cooking nSara: Jimmy is so smart nDan: But he's got a power Mac for a heartnnSara: The great boys all are gay nDan: But where the fuck are they? nBoth: Where the fuck are they? nWhere the fuck are they?nnSara: Where have all the cowboys gone? nDan: They're off sucking cock and they're making me yawn nYeah, everyone's a media clichennYou know you girls have got it made nSara: But with most of these guys, all you get is get laid nAnd I can't go out without my pepper spraynnMohammed is artistic nDan: But he is rather narcissistic nSara: Jonathan is funny nDan: But the poor boy don't got any moneynnSara: The great boys all are gay nDan: But where the fuck are they? nBoth: Where the fuck are they? nWhere the fuck are they?nnSara: Christopher is dreamy nDan: But he acts like a weenie nSara: Jared is so hot nDan: But he likes misogynistic hip hopnnSara: The great boys all are gay nDan: But where the fuck are they? nBoth: Where the fuck are they? nWhere the fuck are they?nnSara: They're in LA nDan: They're in New York nSara: In San Francisco Bay nDan: They listen to Bjork nSara: They've got things to say nDan: I'll turn into a stork nSara: You'll fly away nDan: I'll fly away nBoth: Fly away