There’s a hole in my socknI’m not gonna stitch it up (x2)nI got a kettle in my kitchennFor making coffee and teanThere’s a hole in the wallnI don’t really care at allnThere’s a hole in the wallnI don’t think it’s gonna fallnUnder the big tree in my gardennWe read the papers in the shadenThere’s a hole in the skynSomeday all the people will frynThere’s a hole in the skynSuffocate and dienSlice another mango, bread pops out the toasternTake the bacon out the pannThere’s a hole in my heartnYou’ve got to fill it up (x2)nI watch my TV, it doesn’t see menYou’re on the 8 o’clock newsnThere’s a hole in your mothernThe lady says it’s ‘cause you shot hernThere’s a hole in your mothernWhy did I ever bothernFinished up the dishes, taken out the garbagenHang my clothes on the linenIf there’s a hole in her headnChances are she’s probably deadnThere’s a hole in her headnGuess you’re not so thoroughbrednLa la la la la la la la la la la la lah lahnThere’s a whole lot of things you can ignorenA whole lot of things to be thankful fornThere’s a whole new world to explorenJust depends what you’re looking fornPeople want to screw menLife is just a movie when you want to have funnGet your hole in onenWhole in one