about a year ago i played my first rock showni was feeling kinda nervous about how it would gonand so i talked to my rock star friend Draconand he said 'hey man, don't fret,ncause wizard rock fans are the sweetest bunch of fansnand most of them are girls and you're basically a mannso get out there killer and rock it like you can'nand so that's what i didnit soon became clear that rocking wasn't enoughnif you're gonna score with groupies than you gotta be a hunknyou can't get by with overwhelming talent alonenand man, that's all i gotnman, that's all i gotnncoulda been a wizard rock heart throbncoulda been the star of the showncoulda been a wizard rock heart throbnbut dumbledore found matt maggiacomonnhe's not as cute as joe and he's not as cute as paulnhe's not as cute as brian or bradley at allnhe's not as cute as alex carpenternbut then again who is?nhe's not as cute as patrick from the hinky punksncause he's packing way too much junk in the trunknhe might be a bit cuter than that guy from hollow godricnbut that's not saying muchnno, that's not saying muchnncoulda been a wizard rock heart throbncoulda been the star of the showncoulda been a wizard rock heart throbnbut dumbledore found matt maggiacomonneverybody knows that wizard rock girlsnare the prettiest girls in the whole wide worldni know it doesn't help me to whine and complainnbut i'm telling you man it's driving me insanenncoulda been a wizard rock heart throbncoulda been the star of the showncoulda been a wizard rock heart throbnbut dumbledore found matt maggiacomo