You're the top(You're the top)You're the top(You're the top)You're the top(You're the top, you're the top)At words, poetic, I'm so patheticThat I always have found it bestInstead of getting them off my chestTo let 'em rest unexpressedI hate parading my serenadingAs I'll probably miss a barBut if this ditty is not so prettyAt least it'll tell you how great you areYou're the top!You're the ColosseumYou're the top!You're the Louvre museumYou're a melodyFrom a symphony by StraussYou're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnetYou're Mickey MouseYou're the Nile, you're the Tower of PisaYou're the smile on the Mona LisaI'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flopBut if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the topYou're the top!You're Mahatma GandhiYou're the top!You're Napoleon brandyYou're the nimble treadOf the feet of Fred AstaireYou're an O'Neill drama, you're Whistler's MamaYou're CamembertYou're Repose, you're Inferno's DanteYou're the nose on the great DuranteI'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to popBut if baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top
Lyrics by Ethel Merman
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