I'm a shark, I'm a shark,
A killer of the ocean,
I'm a shark, I'm a shark,
And silently I strike.
I'm a shark, I'm a shark,
I'm dumber than a tree,
I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat.
(He's a shark, he's a shark,)
I was swimming in the ocean,
(He's a shark, he's a shark,)
I got picked up by a boat.
A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park,
And now my name is Billy, I'm a Theme Park Shark.
Billy, the themepark shark,
Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head.
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed.
The sight of blood once put me in a frenzy,
Now it means that it's time to clean the pool...
I'm a shark, I'm a shark,
I'm swimming in a pool,
I'm a shark, I'm a shark,
I don't have to fight for food,
I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend
And I'm the only shark I know who has a dental plan.
Who has a dental plan.
(He's a shark, he's a shark,)
And I'm a big attraction.
(He's a shark, he's a shark,)
They love to watch me jump,
I've been the star for years and I've never been for sale,
At least until the owners think they need a killer whale.
Billy, the themepark shark,
Jumping out football nets suspended overhead,
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed.
I'm a shark, I'm a shark,
But I'm not in my natural habitat,
He's fat and old and lazy,
But I'm happy you're here.
I really hope these activists don't free Billy,
'cause out there in the wild, I'd be dead.
The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,
Now it means that it's time to clean the pool.
Billy, the themepark shark
Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head,
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, in the wild, he'd be dead.
Oh, Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy)
The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo.
Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy)
The poster fish of tourism Iowa!
Billy, The Themepark Shark
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A Man Has Needs A Manly Song A Night On Dildo A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Assumption Song Baby Poo Big Box Store Big Fat Road Manager Billy Themepark Shark Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Bottle Of Booze Boy Band Canada Sucks Canada's Really Big Canada's Really Big Car Full Of Pain Car Of Pain Carrot Juice Is Murder Celine Dion Cellphone Vigilante Christmas Blues Christmas Hangover Christmas In Ignace Christmas Is Almost Here Christmas Sucks Christmas Turkey Blues Christmastime Cows With Guns Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Dangerous Dog Food Woman Dog Named Bob Don't Go Into Politics Don't Go Into Politics Drink With Me Forgive Us We're Canadian Fuzzy Dice Goin' Huntin' Going Hunting Great To Be A Nerd Having Fun Is Bad For You Head In The Freezer Heimlich Maneuver History is Made By Stupid People Horizon Hot Dog Song I Am Cow I Am Cow!!!! I Am Not American I Got Fingers I pulled my groin I Ran Away I Want To Look Like Arnold I'm The Only Gay Eskimo Idiot Road If I Were Prime Minister Jesus' Brother Bob Jesus' Brother Bob Johnny Came Home Headless Kill The Dog Next Door Killer Robots From Venus Let There Be Guns Let's Go Bowling Let's Go Bowling Life On The Road Log In To You Login To You Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts Losing Hair Under God Malcolm Me Like Hockey Me Like Hockey! Mounted Animal Nature Trail Mrs. Catto My Neighbour's Learning Saxophone My Voice Is Changing New Car Smell No Sale/no Store No Sale\/No Store Oh God, I'm Santa Claus Oh God, I'm Santa Claus! Oh God, I'm Santa Claus Particle Board Proud T O Be A Banker Proud To Be A Banker Proud To Be Canadian Really Scary Rippy The Gator Rocks and Trees Sam, The Guy From Quincy Santa Got Arrested Santa's Coming And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass Scary Ned Sex, Drugs, and RRSP Sex, Drugs, and RRSP's She Talks During Movies Shipwreck Balladeer Song Inside My Head Sponges Stalker Girl Steel Drivin' Man Steel Drivin' Man The Assumption Song The Ballad Of Dan The Beer Song The Canada Song The Canadian Crisis Song The Christmas Song The Coffee Song The Credit Song The Fishing Song The Gaelic Song The Golf Song The Happy Happy Birthday Song The Hockey Song The Last Saskatchewan Pirate The Last Sensitive Cowboy The Me Song The Monkey Song The Mountie Song The Same Christmas Cake The Scotsman The Toronto Song The War of 1812 The Worst Seat On The Plane Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Tokyo Love Song Toronto Sucks Trichinosis Trip To Greece TV Weather Guy Vincent The Christmas Virus Waiting to Sell Out Wayne Gretzky Rocks We Are the Beaver William Shakespeare's In My Cat William Shakespeare's In My Cat Winnebago Wolfe Island Ferry Wong's Chinese Buffet Wong's Chinese Buffet
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