f/ Ant Banks, B-Legit, E-40* send corrections to the typist[Singin']This hit aint no joke, Oh noDont ya know, Dont ya knowIts Cali-O, Its Cali-O, YeahThis hit aint no joke, This here aint no jokeDont ya know, Sweet Cali-O[Too $hort]Its that Orangutan lookin' like a CrayolaNothin' but the sunshine, Soon as the day's overRoll'em up, In the town, We get downOn the green and the purple, Never on the brownCause when ya hit the O its the real dope, From HumboltHave ya flyin' real stupid like DumboThey love it when it comes from CaliforniaYou'll never be an +Outkast+ with that +Stankonia+[E-40]Smell the aroma, Smells so lovelyMan thats potent, What ya'll smokin man?, Orange RuffieWhere ya from, You from the Yay, Im from the Valley JMan ya'll some fools, You California dudes do not playI though you thoughtamajig, I though I told you my naggaGame colder than a six pack of soda my naggaNorthren Cali, 23's on my DenaliGettin rowdy in the Scrillacon ValleyHoe[Chorus]This hit aint no joke, Oh jokeDont ya know, Dont ya knowIts Cali-O, Its Cali-O, YeahThis hit aint no joke, This here aint no jokeDont ya know, Sweet Cali-OLove it when I hit it, Cali-OLove it when I hit it, Dont ya knowSweet Cali-OI cant wait to touch it, Cali-ODont ya know, YeahLove it when I twist it, Dont ya knowSweet Cali-O[Too $hort]The Valley Joe[B-Legit]Know it when you smell it, Hit it, Enhale the blowGot zips from Cali-O, Niggas call it the droWhen I'm in for a show first hit up the storeFour boxes to the neck, Alcohol to followGet it on fa sho, Every zone I goTip toe to the door, Room 3-0-4Put that town down-lo, Its that Town endoGuarenteed, No seeds, In your town we'll blow[Ant Banks]Now homie tell me what that yay likeLivin that Bay LifeWe put it up in the air, From sundown to daylightAnd the girls they be lovin' it, Cause it freeze on emThat Cali-O sensation lets us squeeze up in emIts a whole 'notha mind state, A way of livinThat playalistic feelin' gives you the vibes of a villianHelp ya focus, And I was gone when I wrote thisJust trippin on that Cali-O, Its known to be the dopest[Chorus with minor variations][Too $hort]Its been 10 years since I moved from OaklandI traveled everywhere but theres nobody smokinLike the Bay and LA, From San Diego up Seattle's wayAint no shake like a rattlesnake, That Budwiser make ya get smartYou say you went to San Francisco and left your heartBut dont leave that orange sunshine on the coastI know that you think the green and the purple is the mostOut in Cali you get choicesOne hit will have you hearin angel's voicesMake you wanna fly, And catch the next plane to the WestSo you can fill your brain with the bestNow Mary Jane was a small town girlBut Cali-O, She's been all around the worldShe'll make the coldest player go brokeYou dont hear me though, That Cali-O aint no joke[Chorus and Too $hort talkin']
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister