Intro:And it don't stop to the beat, babyFunky Fresh on the microphoneOne time for your mind, beeyatch (Beeyatch)Short Dogg's in the motherfuckin housedoin what we always do, a stack(Gettin money) Gettin money (Gettin money)Chorus: Too $hort, (Slink Capone)Tell the Feds we ain't runnin no coke factory(Fuck a secret indictment, all I do is write shit)Tell the Feds we ain't runnin no coke factory(You got the wrong rappers, nigga you better tell em!!)Tell the Feds we ain't runnin no coke factory(Tell em Short, tell em!!!)Tell the Feds we ain't runnin no coke factory(OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!)Verse One:You broke the law, and you got caughtGot a good lawyer, case is bein foughtLife is full of choices, make em at the crossroadsIf you had five, you already lost fourStraight apprehended, handcuffed and can't stand itDon't wanna go to jail but you was caught redhandedA felony, strike number twoFederal Agents like, What you wanna do?Make a choice, so you start to think backShort Dogg was a nigga that always rappedHalf my life ago, didn't sell no dopeI sold dope fiend music for your stereoSittin at the crossroads in '84I knew hella motherfuckers that was slangin cokeUse to tell my homeboys, front me a sackPostin me at the dopehouse dumpin the crackMy niggas wouldn't do it, I love em for thatcos now I still rap and get paid to gatSince '87, that's how the shit comesWe made two hundred thousand in six monthsSellin tapes not cakes, cheques kept cominFuck buyin *?boats?*, niggas makin hundredsLegit, you think I'm stupid, bitchI bought a studio so I can do this shitChorus: Too $hort, (Slink Capone)Tell the Feds we ain't runnin no coke factory(You got it twisted, BridgetWhy pressin charges when I'm depressin hard and shit)Tell the Feds we ain't runnin no coke factory(Run tell em, tell em Short, tell em)Verse Two:I used to sell weed in high school, smoked the profitI never sold *?company due?*, I can't knock itcos the inner city public school system is fuckedGo to class all day, you ain't gettin enoughSo at 3:15 it's time to put in workBuy you some dope and go hit the turfAin't no scholarship, no rap contractbut a nigga get paid sellin hop and crackI got lucky, it's not a get-rich schemeI've been sellin rap tapes since I was 15I told the Oakland police, too many timesI make a lot of money doin pimp rhymesI never sell drugs to jeopardise my freedomYou never could make me realise I need emI went from hundreds, to hundreds to thousands, to millionsI know what police want, I feel emI'm always ballin right there in the hypeInstantly, dope dealer stereotypebut shit is serious, I know I never sold drugsso why these motherfuckers tryin ta roll me up?And smoke me, why? No one knowsThe only thing I did wrong was fuck all ya hoesI don't smoke coke blunts and sho' don't sell emCall the FBI, somebody please tell emChorus: Too $hort, (Slink Capone)Tell the Feds we ain't runnin no coke factory(All you motherfuckers is lookin at us rock jewelery and shitThat's all you are)Tell the Feds we ain't runnin no coke factory(Somebody better tell em we got receipts)Verse Three:Rap is brand new, not long agoMade a billion dollars last year round the globeNow all the little kids can't let it goto the new millenium with a brand new flowToo $hort baby straight from the OIf you're like me, you're tryin ta make some doeRoll to the spot and try ta break a hoePimp her real hard and then take it slowWhen I rap to a bitch, I'm a proI spit this game like never befo'Grab the microphone and always rock the showthen I grab me a freak, tell her Keep it on the lowIf I take her to my house she won't say noI burn rubber with the bitch in my fo'-fifty-fo'California niggas drop the top and rollStare up at the mountains, won't see no snowI go coast to coast smokin indoIf my bitch actin up, I fuck her friend sodon't investigate me for sellin dopeIf you see me rollin clean thru the ghettoI'm probably on my way to the studioProbably playin somethin loud on the stereoShort Dogg, don't forget the funk motto:'Free your mind and your ass will follow'Chorus: Too $hort, (Slink Capone)Tell the Feds we ain't runnin no coke factory(We're up y'all in this motherfuckin holdin tank for hidin snitch assniggas)Tell the Feds we ain't runnin no coke factory(Nigga, I was promoted a tour of Kentucky nigga, and D.C.)Outro: Slink CaponePop this shit, be outta state, niggas is hella fakeMoms ain't mess with the motherfuckin phoneMy girl, she's fuckin up, god damn!Nigga you better stop all that motherfuckin snitchinTell them motherfuckers we ain't runnin no motherfuckin coke factoryTell em, tell em!! TELL EM!!!YOU BETTER TELL EM!!!!Let em know, TELL EM!!!!
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister