Ladies and gentlemen
I'd like to introduce y'all
To somebody you already know
A Mac, A Man, Short Dizzle
Short enough to get chose tonight, ride my leather and wood, hey
Hit the door I feel dynamite and all the fly girls lookin' so good, chosssin'
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
I'm slammin' Cadillac doors
White drop top wit the brand new vogues
Laced rolex still spittin' the flows
How can I retire still pimpin' the hoes
Suited from my head to my toes
Player got some money, you can tell by the clothes
Why they call me Too Short? No one knows
'Cuz when I pull it out it grows, and it grows, and it grows
I told her get in the car
Passed her the dro, she was hittin' it hard
But don't jump in my car trynna check out the ride
If you don't need a little sex in yo life
Short enough to get chose tonight, ride my leather and wood, hey
Hit the door I feel dynamite and all the fly girls lookin' so good, chosssin'
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
I left and came back in the Benz
Who's that nigga? she was askin' her friends
They didn't answer so she asked again
It's Too Short baby that mackin' ass pimp
I came wit my girl but I still don't care
Light skin sexy wit some real long hair
I like 'em wit the big 'ol butts
Say what's up and then dig in her guts
She shook my hand, slipped me a number
But I don't have to sneak and keep shit on the under
It's all out clear when I'm doin' my thang
And I'm always true to the game
Short enough to get chose tonight, ride my leather and wood, hey
Hit the door I feel dynamite and all the fly girls lookin' so good, chosssin'
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
All eyes on me, soon as I stepped in the club
Got a bottle, lots of models standin' on stuck
Pocket full of money and stuff
That's the way we do it when you're off in the club wit me
Short and J.E. P I M P, two of the baddest in the history
You mad 'cuz we straight to the V.I.P, plus yo girl keeps choosin' me
I might not be number one but I'm a definite stunna
You might catch me in the club on a come up
And don't hate me when you see them hoes run up
'Cuz we be ridin' wit the toast no butter
I'm just trynna cut all the little cut up
All these broads just straight up choosin'
Short and twin can't be no loosin'
(A couple back shots, girl I'm cruisin' somethin' yeah)
Short enough to get chose tonight, ride my leather and wood, hey
Hit the door I feel dynamite and all the fly girls lookin' so good, chosssin'
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, chosssin'
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
You chosssin' it, chosssin'
Chosssin' it, go ahead daddy
(Go ahead daddy)
This is a Jazze Phizzle producshizzle, uh huh
(Go ahead daddy)
Short Dizzle, huh-huh
(Go ahead daddy)
Short Denzel
(Go ahead daddy)
'Cuz we bout to drive the hoes crazy on this
(Go ahead daddy)
Crazy daddy, woo, hmm, uh huh
(Go ahead daddy)
Pull a big Cybil Shepherd type
(Go ahead daddy)
Ya smell me, oh boy
We'll take this to Hollow Denzel
Oh boy, yeah, listen
Oh boy
Look at them twins