The Magazine
Too Short

[Featuring: Chase Hattan]

[Intro/Chorus: Chase Hattan]
You only see her in magazines
Look at shorty she follow the dreams
But you can only see her in the magazines
And I hit that all the time

[Too $hort]
You in love with her, you wanna marry her
Make lots of love and have kids for her
But she's a bad girl, you cain't get with her
Then she go to her job and you tippin her
You fantasize about a lot of things
But the truth is, that's not your dream
That's hers! And that's all she wants
Can't tell nobody so she gots to front
We all got to have a dream
Starin at things in the magazines
Life ain't bad, but it always seems
I never wanna talk when you callin me
We have sex but we never kiss
What you gon' do with that wedding dress?
I saw you on stage, you the finest thing
But I still cain't buy that diamond ring

[Chorus]

[Too $hort]
You fell in love young and got married
To some of these girls that's scary
Stay home, you can't go out now
Stuck in the house on lock-down
Just can't go on like this
Cause all you get is boring sex
Keep watching them porno tapes
You want it but you cain't go on no dates
So you stare at the magazines
Dreamin, wishin you could have those things
But all you do is cook and clean
Feels like somebody just took yo' dreams
And your husband said it
It won't happen, forget it
You laughing but it ain't so funny
Because you know, you coulda been a Playboy Bunny

[New Chorus]
You only see her in magazines
Look at Shorty she follow the dreams
Coulda been a Playboy, coulda been a Playboy Bunny
And I hit that all the time

[Too $hort]
It feels good when you clap to the music
Cain't dance? All you got to do is two-step
Listen to 'em play that acoustic
We 'bout to do this!
You wish and you dream and hope to get things
You want 'em, but know it's just dreams
Wake up and don't know what it means
(Coulda been a Playboy bunny!)
We all gotta have a dream
Starin at things in the magazines
Dreamin, wishin you could have those things

[Chorus]

[Outro]
(Coulda been a Playboy bunny)
Look at Shorty she follow the dreams
(Coulda been a Playboy bunny)
But you can only see her in the magazine
And I hit that all the time
(Coulda been a Playboy bunny)


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Remix)   Hey   Hey, Let's Go   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hog Ridin'   Hoochie   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin But a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Ain't Trippin'   I Like It   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Do It   I Want That   I Want To Be Free   I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I Wish I Was A Baller   I'm A Pimp   I'm a Playa   I'm a Player   I'm a Stop   I'm Gone   I'm Pimpin'   I've Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body)   In the Oaktown   In The Studio   In the Trunk   International Player   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   It’s About That Money   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Late Night Creep   Leave It Alone   Life is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life's Too Short   Lil' Shorty   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking for a Baller   Looking For a Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Maggot Brain   Married To The Game   Money in the Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love from Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Old School   On My Level   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula & Janet   Paystyle   Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp Shit   Pimp the Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin Ken (Interlude)   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpin' Inc.   Pimpology   Playa   Playa fo Life   Playboy &hort   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player Card   Player for Life   Players   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Quit Hatin' Pt. 2   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Respect The Pimpin'   Rhymes   Sadity   Sample the Funk   Set Up   shake dat monkey   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short but Funky   Short Dog's in the House   Short Short   Shut Up Nancy   So Watcha Sayin'?   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something to Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Blowin'   Strip Down   Survivin' the Game   Take My Bitch   Talkin' Shit   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Right   That's Why   Thats Right   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Ghetto (Reprise)   The Old Fashioned Way   The Universal Mix   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened to the Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What the Fuck   What's a Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck with Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty

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