Dear Slim
Rilo Kiley

this is NOT a rilo kiley song.

Dear Slim,

My favorite icon put the bong and the knife down

I'm sick of the songs about strapping your mom and your ex-wife down

To a nuclear bomb and dropping them on Saddam

Killing all the muses you use in almost all of your songs

Except those songs about Slim the Hip-Hoppian God

They make it seem you don't respect rappers like Biggie and Pac

Who if it weren't for them you be out of a job

Or flipping burgers with Ronald McDonald and not leading your mob

But the Blob's offensive, run and jumping the fences

And burying politicians in pop culture trenches

Dude, have some humility, oops responsibility, oops accountability, oops I said humility

Your face has covered worse magazines

than the artists and politicians you've mocked on every CD release

Ooh, how cool; you've proved you lack tact in your songs

In fact, you've grown up to act just like your mom

If y'all represent the truth and America's youth

Act like a leader we could actually use

You're a celebrity now, oh no, look what you did

You're America's role model but deny that you're it

Come on, come on, let's stand together as one

I ain't yelling about selling my soul, going to hell and back for platinum

Or gold to show the world is a gullible globe

Although, I can't respect the coalition of politicians signing petitions

Fearing Eminem's mission to bitch

When it's his right to taunt if he wants to fight

Even if you're frightened of what he might want to write

You're sworn to defend men, who offend men

Just because you believe in the first amendment

Even if it's illogical angst and vengeance

So defend your senses, but cleanse your dirty lenses

The law's written to both conservatives and leftists

It says Vanilla Ice Preservatives can be sexist

If y'all represent the truth and America's youth

Act like the leaders we could actually use

You're politicians now, oh no, look what you did

You're America's role models but deny art from our kids

Come on, come on, let's stand together as one

Censoring, the denial of actual words or factual things declared obscene

But molesting archdiocese, disease,

dead people in the streets from shooting sprees, epidemics

Paramedics clearing debris here and overseas aren't banned from TV

But yell shit, goddamn, or fuck hear three individual bleeps

A word's a word, let it be heard and learned

It's not the individual words but the order that hurts

Come on, come on, let's stand together as one

Come on, come on, stop threatening to censor our thoughts

And you'll get the response you want from now on

Come on, come on


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  13   15   85   A Better Son / Daughter   A Better Son / Daughter   A Better Son\/Daughter   A Man / Me / Then Jim   A Man/me/then Jim   A Man\/Me\/Then Jim   A Town Called Luckey   About the Moon   Absence of God   Absense of God   Accidental Deth   Accidentel Deth   Accidntel Deth   After Hours   All the Drugs   Always   American Wife   And That's How I Choose To Remember It   Angels Hung Around   Asshole   August   Big Break   Blinded By The Right   Breakin' Up   Bulletproof   Bury, Bury, Bury Another   Butcher's Paper (Sad Fisherman's Song)   Capturing Moods   Close Call   Cousin to Cousin   Dead Cat   Dejalo   dejalo (zondo remix   Dejalo (Zondo Remix)   Does he love you   Does He Love You?   Does He Love You?   Don't Deconstruct   Don't Wait   draggin around   Draggin' Around   Dreamworld   Emotional   Emotional (Until Crickets Guide You Back)   Frug   Gin Sippin'   Give a Little Love   Glendora   Go Ahead   Good That Won't Come Out   Gravity   Hail To Whatever You Found In The Sunlight   Hail To Whatever You Found In The Sunlight That Su...   I Love L.A.   I Love La   I Never   I Remember You   It Just Is   It'll Get You There   It's a hit   Jenny, You're Barely Alive   Let Me Back In   Love & War   Love And War   Love And War (11/11/46)   Love And War (11\/11\/46)   M.I.A.   Martha Stewart   Moneymaker   More Adventurous   More Adventurous   Move   My Slumbering Heart   Paint's Peeling   Papillan   Papillon   Patiently   Pictures Of Success   Pictures Of Success   Plane Crash In C   Portions for Foxes   Portions Of Foxes   Prologue   Pull Me In Tighter   Quickmart   Rained the Day   Rest Of My Life   Rest of My Life (Demo)   Revolutionist   Ripchord   Rock And Roll Suicide   Room 8   Runnin' Around   Salute My Shorts   Science Vs. Romance   Silver Lining   Small Figures in a Vast Expanse   Smoke Detector   So Long   Somebody Else's Clothes   Spectacular Views   Steve   Sword   Take Me Out   Teenage Love Song   The Absence Of God   The Angels Hung Around   The Execution Of All Things   The Frug   The Good That Won't Come Out   The Greater Depression   The Moneymaker   The Pledge Of Allegiance   Three Hopeful Thoughts   Troubadours   Under the Blacklight   Variations on a Theme (Plane Crash in C)   Variations on a Theme (Science vs. Romance)   We'll Never Sleep (God Knows We'll Try)   Well, You Left   Wires and Waves   With Arms Outstretched   Xmas Cake   You Are What You Love

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