Derek Jeter's Taco Hole
Saturday Night Live

Gordita, fajita

Ooo I wanna eat a

Taco enchilada

Come on pretty mama

Why don't we all go

Derek jeters taco hole


(derek jeter)

Hi, I'm derek jeter

You may know me as the shortstop for the new york yankees

But I'm also an award winning chef specializing in mexican cuisine

So if you like mexican food,

Then come on down to derek jeters taco hole


Chips salsa and guacamole!

Derek jeter's taco hole


(derek jeter)

I think you'll agree that we're one of the top 5 mexican restraunts

In all of northern new jersey

If you don't believe me,

Ask this guy

Right freddy finder


(freddy)

That's right derek

I spent too many wasted days and wasted ni-i-ights

Eatin bad mexican food


That's where I wanna go

Derek jeters taco hole


(derek)

All year long, I can't wait for the season to end

So I can get back to my first love

Derek jeters taco hole


Nachos quasidillas

Hand made cor tortillas

Jereesa, reeholays

Lots of chicken molays

Flatas, tostatas

And carne assadas


(freddy)

Just off route 3

Theres a place called nunnly new jersey

If good mexican food is your goal

Theres just one place you should go

Derek jeters taco hole


(derek)

And remember

Monday is refried beans shooters night

Tuesday is dog night

Bring your dog down and we'll give him a free hard shell taco

And wednesday

As always

Is ladies night

Ladies if you bring your own tortilla

There's no cover charge


(freddy)

I'm headin down there before the next

Tear drop falls

Because saturday and sunday is fun for the whole family


(derek)

That's right, bato the clown is here

Givin free chicklets and tatoos to all the kids

So come on down


That's where I wanna go

To the taco hole


Its derek jeters taco hole

Off route 3

In nunny new jersey next to the kinkos and el duke's shoe repair


I'll see you there


That's where I wanna go

Derek jeters taco hole


Come on down


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