Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toysFor the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boysWhen the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to deathHad a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breathFrom his beard to his boots he was covered with ammoLike a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide RamboAnd he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,Merry Christmas to all... now you're all gonna die!The night Santa went crazyThe night St. Nick went insaneRealized he'd been gettin' a raw dealSomething finally must have snapped in his brainWell, the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb itEverywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and CometAnd he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostageAnd he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausageHe got Dancer and Prancer with an old German LugerAnd he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie KruegerAnd he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed BlitzenAnd he took a big bite and said, It tastes just like chicken!The night Santa went crazyThe night Kris Kringle went nutsNow you can hardly walk around the North PoleWithout steppin' in reindeer gutsThere's the National Guard and the FBIThere's a van from the Eyewitness NewsAnd helicopters circlin' 'round in the skyAnd the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?My my my my my myYou used to be such a jolly guyYes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is deadSome guys from the swat team blew a hole in his headYes little friend now, that's his brains on the floorI guess I won't have the fat guy to kick around any moreBut now there's no more presents for the children's enjoymentAnd the elves got to stand in line to file for unemploymentAnd they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every nightWith her lawyer negotiating the movie rightsThey're talkin' 'bout - the night Santa went crazyThe night St. Nicholas flippedBroke his back for some milk and cookiesSounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gyppedWoho, the night Santa went crazyThe night St. Nick went insaneRealized he'd been gettin' a raw dealSomething finally must have snapped in his brainWoho, something finally must have snapped in his brainTell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
(This Song's Just) Six Words Long 1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Mea... 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lu... 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna A Complicated Song A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avr... Aardvark Achy Breaky Song Addicted To Spuds Airline Amy Albuquerque Alimony Alligator Alternative Polka American Slob Amish Paradise Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by ... Amish Paridise Amoeba Angry White Boy Polka Angry White Boy Polka (Medley) Another One Rides The Bus Another One Rides the Bus [Live] Another Tattoo Another Tattoo [Video] Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N... Avocado Baby Got Jack Baby Likes Burping Barney's On Fire Barney's On Fire Bedrock Anthem Belvedere Cruising Bob Bob (best version) Bohemian Polka Bologna Bomb Sadam Born To Be Mild Buckingham Blues Burger King Buy Me A Condo Cable TV Cabletv Callin' In Sick Callin\' In Sick Callin' In Sick Canadian Idiot Canadian Idiot Cat's In The Kettle Cavity Search Cavity Search (Parody of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss... Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Chewbacca What A Wookie Chicken Pot Pie Christmas At Ground Zero Christmas Memories Of 'Weird Al' Yankovic Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Christmas Memories of & Quot;Weird Al & Qu... 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Gravy On You Green Eggs & Ham Green Eggs And Ham Gump Gump (Parody of "Lump" by the Presidents of the Un... Handy Happy Birthday Hardware Store Harvey The Wonder Hamster Headline News Headline News (Version 2) Headline News (Version 3) Here's Johnny Here's Johnny Hit Me With A Rock Holiday Greetings 1987 Holiday Greetings 1988 Homer & Marge Homer And Marge Hooked On Polkas Hooker On A Corner Hooker On Corner Hummingbirds I Can't Watch This I Can't Watch This I Feel Like Throwin' Up I Feel Like Throwin' Up I Hate Big Butts I Lost On Jeopardy I Love Rocky Road I Remember Larry I Think I'm A Clone Now I Think I'm A Clone Now I Want A New Duck I Want It That Way I Was Only Kidding I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead I'll Repair For You I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement... I'll Sue Ya I'm Fat I'm So Sick Of You I\'m So Sick Of You I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead I'll Repair For You I'll Sue Ya I'm So Sick Of You If I Could Make Love To A Bottle If That Isn't Love If That Isn't Love Iguana Im a Wigga Im The Only Gay Eskimo Inactive Introduction Introduction - Carnival Of The Animals Part Two Isle Thing It's All About The Pentiums It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It'... It's Christmas At Ground Zero It's Moldy Now It's Still Billy Joel To Me It\'s All About The Pentiums It's All About The Pentiums It's Moldy Now It's Still Billy Joel To Me Its All About The Pentiums Jackson Park Express Jerry Springer Jerry Springer (Parody of "One Week" By BareNaked ... Jurassic Park Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion King Of Suede Lame Claim To Fame Lasagna Laundry Day Leisure Suit Serenade Let Me Be Your Hog Let's Bomb Iraq Like A Surgeon Livin' In The Fridge Living With A Hernia Llama Song Make My Boobies 1 More Size Make My Boobies One More Size Matter Of Crust Melanie Midnight Star Midnight Star [*] Mission Statement Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Money For Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Mr Frump In The Iron Lung Mr Popiel Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung Mr. Popeil My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder My Baby\'s In Love With Eddie Vedder My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder My Bologna My Own Eyes Nature Trail To Hell Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Night Santa Went Crazy Nobody Here But Us Frogs Now That's What I Call Polka NOW That's What I Call Polka! Now That's What I Call Polka Ode to a Superhero One More Minute One Of Those Days Pac Man Pacman Pancreas Pancreas Party at the Leper Colony Party In The CIA Party In The CIA Perform This Way Phoney Calls Phony Calls Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC) Pigeons Please Don't Wear Your Thong (Thong Song Parody) Polka Face Polka Face Polka Face Polka Party Polka Party! Polka Party! Polka Patterns Polka Power! Polka Your Eyes Out Polkamon Polkarama! 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