Deus does not exist
But if he does he lives above me
In the fattest largest cloud up there
He is whiter than white
And cleaner then clean
He wants to reach me
Deus does not exist
But if he does I always notice him
Getting ready in his airy room
He is picking his gloves so gently off
He wants to touch me
I'm walking humbly down a tiny street
Pulling my collar
It gets bigger woo
I once met him, it really surprised me
He put me in a bathtub
Made me squeaky clean
Really clean
To create a universe
You must taste the forbidden fruit, woo
He said hi, I said hi, I was still clean
Deus does not exist
But if he does he'd want to get
Down from that cloud
First marzipan fingers
Then marble hands
More silent than silence
And slower than slow
Diving towards me
My collar is huge
Room for two hands
They start at the chest
And move slowly down
Woo
I thought I had seen everything
He wasn't white and fluffy
He just had sideburns
He just had sideburns and a quiff
He said hi, I said hi
I was still clean
I was squeaky clean
I was surprised
Just as you would be
Deus, Deus, Deus, Deus
He does not exist