Don't Go There
Asleep At The Wheel

In the Texas town of San Antonio

Is a little church they call the Alamo

The story tellers say Ozzy Osborne stopped one day

All dressed up in women's lingerie


I don't know if the guy was drinking beer

Jack or beam it's not exactly clear

But when he whipped it out

The ghost of Travis gave a shout

Whose message all good Texans still can hear


Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

It's a source of Texas pride

Hell, John Wayne died inside


Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

You'll really piss us off if you go there


When Bowie and Young Crockett made their stand

Colonel Travis drew a line in to the sand

But it's simply not the same when you try and write your name

That bloody rocker must have mush for brains


Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

It's a simple Texas mission

Not a pot for you to piss in


Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

You'll really piss us off if you go there


Music never rilled us

The groupies or the jets

The show on television

Or the ratings you might get


The thing that drove us plum insane

Was when you drained that old main vain

Took your snake and let it go

No, we won't forget the Alamo


The eyes of Texas are upon you


Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

It's a symbol of our state

Not a place to urinate


Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

You'll really piss us off if you go there


Don't go there

You really shouldn't go there


How ya like it then

If we piss upon Big Ben?


Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

You'll really piss us off if you go there


Ah, you know Sharon I got me ****

Cloths off put in the roadie's rooms

So I couldn't get out

So I just took a walk around town, you know


And **** the next thing I **** know

I had to take me a piss, you know

And there was this old wall and I thinking

What the ****, I'll **** piss on the wall


Then all of a sudden

I'm in jail, you know **** police

Got me down and ah

Sharon, Sharon


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  (Get Your Kicks On) Route 66   (Get Your Kicks On) Route 66 [DVD]   Across the Alley from the Alamo   Ain't Misbehavin'   Ain't Misbehavin' (I'm Savin' My Love for You)   Ain't Misbehavin' [DVD][*]   Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens   Albuquerque   Alright, Okay, You Win   Am I High?   Am I Right (Or Amarillo)   Baby (You've Got What It Takes)   Basin Street Blues   Beat Me Daddy (Eight to the Bar)   Beat Me Daddy, Eight to the Bar   Before the Next Teardrop Falls   Big Balls in Cowtown   Big Beaver   Bloodhound Gang   Blowin' Like A Bandit   Bob Wills Is Still The King   Bob Wills Is Still The King (With Shooter Jennings...   Boogie Back To Texas   Brain Cloudy Blues (With Jamey Johnson And Ray Ben...   Bring It On Down To My House   Bubbles In My Beer (With The Devil Makes Three)   Bump Bounce Boogie   Chattanooga Choo Choo   Cherokee Boogie   Cherokee Maiden   Cherokee Maiden [DVD]   Cherokee Maiden [DVD][*]   Choo Choo Ch'Boogie   Coast to Coast   Corine, Corina   Corrina, Corrina   Corrine Corrina   Corrine, Corrina   Cotton Eyed Joe   Cotton Patch Blues   Dance With Who Brung Ya   Deep Water   Don't Ask Me Why (I'm Going To Texas)   Don't Fence Me In   Don't Fence Me In [DVD]   Don't Fence Me In [DVD][*]   Don't Let Go   Drivin' Nails in My Coffin   Faded Love   Faded Love (With The Time Jumpers)   Fan It   Feliz Navidad   Get Your Kicks (On Route 66)   God Bless the Child   Goin' Home   Hang up My Spurs and Saddle   Here Comes Santa Claus   Hesitation Blues   Hot Like That   Hot Rod Lincoln   Hot Rod Lincoln [DVD][*]   House Of Blue Lights   House Of Blue Lights (1987)   House of Blue Lights [DVD]   House of Blue Lights [DVD][*]   I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None o' This Jelly Roll   I Can’t Give You Anything But Love (With Kat Edm...   I Didn't Realize   I Don't Care If the Sun Don't Shine   I Had Someone Else Before I Had You (With Elizabet...   I Hear Ya Talkin’ (With Amos Lee)
   I Wonder   I Wonder [DVD]   I Wonder If You Feel The Way I Do   I'll Be Home for Christmas   I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive   I'm an Old Cowhand (From the Rio Grande)   I'm an Old Cowhand (From the Rio Grande) [DVD]   I'm Gonna Be a Wheel Someday   I'm Gonna' Be a Wheel Someday   I'm Sittin' on Top of the World   Ida Red   If I Needed You   Intro - Texas Playboy Theme (With Leon Rausch)
   It's A Good Day   It’s All Your Fault (With Katie Shore)   Jambalaya   Jambalaya (On the Bayou)   Keeper Of My Heart (With Merle Haggard And Emily G...   Last Meal   Lay Down Sally   Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!   Let Me Go Home Whiskey   Let Me Go Home, Whiskey   Letter That Johnny Walker Read   Letter, The (That Johnny Walker Read)   Mean Woman With The Green Eyes   Mele Kalikimaka   Miles And Miles Of Texas   Miles and Miles of Texas [DVD][*]   Milk Cow Blues   Misery   My Baby Thinks She's A Train   My Baby Thinks She's A Train   My Window Faces The South (With Brad Paisley)   Navajo Trail (With Willie Nelson And The Quebe Sis...   New San Antonio Rose   Nothing Takes The Place Of You   One Six Pack to Go   Pretty Paper   Red Wing [Instrumental]   Right or Wrong   Roly Poly   Route 66   Route 66 (Get Your Kicks On)   Route 66 [DVD][Live]   Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer   Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer   San Antonio Rose   Santa's On His Way   Shame on You   Silent Night   Silver Bells   Snap Your Fingers   Still Water Runs Deepest   Still Water Runs the Deepest   Sugarfoot Rag   Sweet Jennie Lee   Take Me Back to Tulsa   Texas Me and You   That Lucky Old Sun (Just Rolls Around Heaven All D...   That's What I Like 'Bout The South   The Cape   The Girl I Left Behind (With The Avett Brothers)�...   The House of Blue Lights   The House of Blue Lights [DVD]   The Letter (That Johnny Walker Read)   The Letter (That Johnny Walker Read) [DVD][*]   The Letter That Johnny Walker Read   Three Guitar Special (With Tommy Emmanuel, Brent M...   Time Changes Everything (With Buddy Miller)   Trouble in Mind   Tulsa Straight Ahead   Walk On By   Walking the Floor Over You   Way Down Texas Way   Way Down Texas Way (1987)   What’s The Matter With The Mill (With Pokey LaFa...   Will the Circle Be Unbroken   Write Your Own Song   You Don't Have To Go To Memphis   You're from Texas   Your Red Wagon

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