Dork Date
Beefy

Not a playa but I’m cool as a blizzard

And I saw you at the Barnes & Noble with the newest Wizard

Sitting by yourself, thought you might need some company

Said hello my name is Beefy, internet celebrity

You might know me from the interwuubs but then I doubt it

But what’s your name? Whatcha do? Tell me all about it

And it’s not like me to be forward and step up

But I was thinking maybe later you could join me for lunch

And we’ll discuss Spidey 3 and the death of Cap America

Oh, you like my hair? I got a stylist named Erica

And I get a great rate yo cause she’s my mother’s sister

She’d love you in a second you should really come and meet her

Ignore the voice in your head, just listen to Beef

A silly night of adventure and it’s all on me

So here’s my cell, gimme a call when you’re done with school

Oh and you don’t have a boyfriend right? Aiight, cool

Hey girl let me take you on a dork date

We’ll hit the comic shop baby and it’ll be great

Making you feel good is my goal

Having so much fun I don’t wanna go home, no

Hey baby lemme take you on a dork date

Ya never know, I just might end up your soul mate

Smile on your face is the top of my plans

My chubby cheeks lightin’ up every time we hold hands

So if ya like I’d like to take ya to my spot

China Cafe, know they got almond chicken on lock

Was gonna take ya to a movie cause deep down it is my hobby

But we got sidetracked playing Street Fighter up in the lobby

Grabbed ya by the hand and asked “Ya wanna go to comiccon?”

We can meet Brian K Vaughan and get our cosplay on

mc chris has a show tonight

Maybe the kids in attendance can confirm that I’m outta sight

But I’m hoping you can see that for yourself by now

Cause you make me say wow, you should take a bow

Cause in my heart it seems you’re gonna be a resident

Owning all control, got more power than the president

I really love your hair and the way your eyes are blazing

Ya ask if you’re becomin my new wonderfulamazing

And I don’t know how to answer that, got red on my face

Cause now it’s 1am and now we’re going over to my place, hey!

And I’m feeling it. Do ya feel too?

We’re on my bed, watching BSG, just me and you

And I’m thinking of all the things I’d like to do with you

Yo I get all excited when ya say that you like View Askew

And you like the posters covering the plaster

I try to take it slow and avoid a disaster

But I can’t help that my heart just keeps on beating faster and faster

I’m feeling harder than the later levels of Blaster Master

You look me in eyes and gimme a little wiggle

Ya say you like my smile I say I like the way you giggle

And then I feel your lips on mine

Hope the night don’t end. Hope the sun don’t shine

Heart starts to skip while I grab your hip

She pull up on my hair so I bite on her bottom lip

Love to tell ya more but deep down I’m a gentleman

I gotta clean the room because she’s coming over late again

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