Bored at work, bored at home
‘Bout to go berserk when I heard the phone
Who could it be? Caller unknown
Still pick it up cuz I’m all alone
‘Yo who’s this?’ ‘Charlie Hughes’
‘Racecar, man, what’s good witchu?’
‘A whole bunch of nothin’, ain’t shit to do
Got a little somethin’ somethin’ so I’ll slide on through’
Half an hour later and he’s at my door
Anxious to see what the kid done scored
Got a little weed, but I need some more
Hell, anything’ll do cuz I’m so damn bored
Now me ‘n Race stay blown like a song with Psalm
But my face turned stone when he dropped the bomb
Opened my hand and it’s o-o-on
Put a little piece of paper in my open palm
Chorus:
Drop that, pop the tab
Got a lot of blotter ‘n a spot to crash
Put it on your tongue ‘n knock it back
Worlds gone crazy, but ya got to laugh
Caps, rolls, I like those
But a dipped cheerio’ll blow your dome
Lucy’s in the sky with a dozen stones
But these ruby slippers won’t get you home
Now I’m ridin’ my bike like I’m Albert Hoffman
Been here before, but not too often
The sky turned yellow like a Sony Walkman
‘N Racecar’s face started meltin’ off him
Stop ‘n sit down, better take it easy
Before I go further like my man Ken Kesey
Robots is lurkin’, man, they think they sneaky
But I ain’t worried cuz I got Yoshimi
Dreamy, placid, chasin’ rabbits
Teeny tablets laced with magic
See me plastered, ain’t he batshit?
Evening, bastards, take some acid
Chorus
Racecar:
Micro-psycho-tabalicious
Nitro-hypo-mad-delicious
Average isn’t savage visions
Cabbage damage, habit hittin’
Ammunition, passionate patches of pastel
Pass me a pair to tackle
Mellow, mean and moody
Got these fellows lean and groovy
Oohy-oohy and a movie
Reachin’ peak again in UV
You see, I see, you see LB
Tune in, turn in, TOUCHDOWN! Tell me
Meltin’ bubblin’ teeth like Chicklets
Three more peaks, this shit’s ridiculous!
Got my vision spinnin’ ‘n it just won’t stop
My brain about to shimmy shimmy coco pop!
Chorus