Here's a little story that needs to be told,
About a devil doing business in the fiery hole,
Here's a little story that's oh so true,
About the fame and the money and the lawyers too.
There's just one thing I'll say to you
If you're fucking me, I'm gonna fuck with you,
Since all my money you're chasing,
I'll find a steady replacement
Fucking me must've been entertainment
[Repeat x4]
Nobody move nobody gets burnt
Here's to all the fucking lies you told,
About a rabbit in a hat that's running for the hole,
Here's to all the fucking money you made,
So take your nickel back and default the rest of your take.
There's just one thing I'll say to you
If you're fucking me, I'm gonna fuck you too,
Since all my money you're chasing,
I'll find a steady replacement
Fucking me must've been entertainment
[Repeat x4]
Nobody move, nobody gets burnt