Fuck ’Em Fuck ’Em - The Lot Of ’Em
TISM
Who needs one more tortured artistWhingeing about the painOf being a creative geniusAnd the heavy burden of fame?O! The struggles they have nightlyLet's them understand completelyThe tragedy of Brett Whitely -Shame they're more like Glenn Wheatly.Here's an exhausted actorComplaining about the shoot -When we're all shovelling guanoFor half the fucking loot -And the life of top fashion modelsIsn't all parties and glamour;But it ain't so fucking great eitherWorking with a chisel and hammer.Come, everybody, let's get togetherAnd shout, Well, hip hip hooray'Cos Sebastian the theatre directorJust put in another creatively draining day.And, fuck me, let's fall over backwards'Cos some snivelling rock star jerkCalls snorting cocaine in a studioThe same thing that we all call work.Fuck 'em - fuck 'em, the lot of 'em -You know, there's a harder jobThan being a creative genius -It's being your garden style slob.And going to work every morning;And catching that peak hour train -Two hours pushing a wheel barrowHurts more than metaphysical pain.You want to understand KafkaAnd his tortured soul, never at rest?Forget about reading his novels -Get a job like him: behind a desk.Artists are beyond good and evil;For them, morality is just crud -There's a bouncer who thinks the same thingWhen he's bashing heads down at the pub.So put down those paints and brushes;Give up your creative fight -Die totally anonymous,And teach your kids to be polite.
Lyrics by TISM
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