While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
TISM
A cold, hard September day -Dogs barking across the lake -Rocky Raccoon was heard to say,That other Rocky, he's a fake.In the town the patrons paused,Swiftly emptied their lagersAnd waited for what's in store.Here is Rocky's embittered saga:Paul wrote the lyrics first, then the chords;Royalties had been settled;It was in all the stores;Fame, it seemed, had all but nestledIn my lap. I even met John,Though only once, and briefly.Still - there I was, in a songAll about me - well, chiefly.I came back home, not two miles from here,Told my folks; even the mayorOf the town bought my beer.Well, you remember - what a day - ah -What a day, what excitementWhen we learnt that Rocky RaccoonWas to be on the Double White Album - it meantThat this town fell into a swoonOf self-congratulation. But then -You know! Do I have to go on?Days after the release, days whenWe all were just beginning to know the wrongDone us, it was in those daysThat I knew what hatred meant.Yes - a false Rocky Raccoon, I says,An imposter Rocky, diabolical, hell-sent,Had pinched my spot, and with it fameAnd glory. And for evermore on the Double WhiteThe imposter Raccoon, with my name,Was to reap the rewards, mine by right.The barmaid flicked the tap, out flowed the larger.Back at the ranch, Poncho,Disguised as a door, had his knob shot off.Rocky was never to be seen again round those parts.And the townsfolk? Well - never forget,Always be the one to hand out the Kool-Aid.
Lyrics by TISM
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