If He's Anything Like Me
Brad Paisley

I remember saying I don't care either way

Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm ok

Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen

And said You see that thing right there well you know what that means

And I started wondering who he was going to be

And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me

He'll probably climb a tree too tall and ride hes bike to fast

End up every summer wearing something in a cast

He's gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street

He's gonna get in trouble oh he's gonna get in fights

I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep

It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my payback if he's anything like me

I can see him right now knees all skinned up

With a magnifying glass trying to melt a Tonka truck

Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on

That'll be his first love til his first love comes along

He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens

And heaven help him if he's anything like me

He'll probably stay out too late and drive his car too fast

Get a speeding ticket he'll pay for mowing grass

He's gonna get caught skipping class and be grounded for a week

He's gonna get in trouble we're gonna get in fights

I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep

It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my payback if he's anything like me


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  364 Days To Go   4WP   4WP (feat. Brad Paisley)   A Man Don't Have to Die   A Man Don't Have to Die   Accidental Racist   Ain't Nothin' Like   Ain\'t Nothin\' Like   Ain't Nothin' Like   Alcohol   All I Wanted Was A Car   All In   All You Need Is Love   All You Really Need Is Love   American Flag On The Moon   American Saturday Night   American Saturday Night [Live]   Another You   Anything Like Me   Away In A Manger   Back To The Future   Be The Lake   Beat This Summer   Behind The Clouds   Best Thing That I Had Goin'   Better Than This   Bigger Fish To Fry   Born On Christmas Day   Brad Paisley - Little Moments   Breakfast With You   Camouflage   Camouflage   Catch All The Fish   Celebrity   Celebrity (Single)   Celebrity Brad Paisley   Chicken Chet [Instrumental]   Cigar Song   Cloud Of Dust   College W/ Pat Green   College w\/ Pat Green   Collision Of Worlds   Come On In   Come On Over Tonight   Cornography   Country Nation   Cover Girl   Crushin' It   Crushin' It   Death of a Married Man   Death of a Single Man   Don't Breathe   Don't Drink The Water   Don't Laugh At Me   Don\'t Breathe   Don't Breathe   Don't Drink The Water   Don’t Drink The Water   Eastwood   Easy Money   Everybody's Here   Everybody\'s Here   Everybody's Here   Everybodys Here   Facebook Friend   Facebook Friends   Famous People   Farther Along   Find Yourself   Find Yourself In You   Flowers   Get Even   God Bless Al Qaeda   Gone Green   Good Morning Beautiful   Hard Life   Hard To Be A Husband / Hard To Be A Wife   Hard To Be A Husband \/ Hard To Be A Wife   Hard to be a Husband/Hard to be a Wife (Brad Paisl...   Hard to be a Husband\/Hard to be a Wife (Brad Pais...   Hard To Say Hello   Harvey Bodine   He Didn't Have To Be   He Didn\'t Have To Be   He Didn't Have To Be   High Life   Hold Me In Your Arms   Hold Me in Your Arms (And Let Me Fall)   Holdin' On To You   Holdin\' On To You   Holdin' On To You   I Can't Change The World   I Can't Change The World   I Can’t Change The World   I Cant Change the World   I Do Now   I Hope That's Me   I Hope That\'s Me   I Hope That's Me   I Hope Thats Me   I Luv   I Still Love The Night Life   I Thought I Loved You Then   I Wish You'd Stay   I Wish You\'d Stay   I Wish You'd Stay   I'll Be Home For Christmas   I'll Take You Back   I'm Gonna Miss Her   I'm Gonna Miss Her (The Fishin' Song)   I'm Still A Guy   I've Been Better   I\'m Gonna Miss Her   I\'m Still a Guy   I\'ve Been Better   I'll Be Home For Christmas   I'll Take You Back   I'm Gonna Miss Her   I'm Still A Guy   I've Been Better   If Love Was A Plane   In The Garden   Is It Raining At Your House   It Did   It Never Woulda Worked Out Anyway   JFK 1962   Jingle Bells (Instrumental)   Jingle Bells [Instrumental]   JKF 1962   Jus\' a Hoe   Karate   Keep On The Sunny Side   Kung Pao   Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday   Let The Good Time Roll   Let The Good Times Roll   Letter To Me   Letter to Me [Live]   Life's Railway To Heaven   Life's Railway To Heaven   Limes   Little Moments   Little Moments [DVD]   Little Moments Like That   Long Sermon   Love Her Like She's Leavin'   Love Her Like She's Leavin'   Love Is Never-Ending   Make A Mistake   Make a Mistake With Me [Instrumental]   Me And Jesus   Me Neither   Moonshine In The Trunk   More Than Just This Song   Mr. Policeman   Mud On The Tires   Mud on the Tires [DVD]   Mud on the Tires [Live]   Munster Rag   Munster Rag (instrumental)   New Again   New Favorite Memory   No   Nobody's Fool   Nobody's Fool   Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song)   Officially Alive   Oh Love   Oh Yeah, You're Gone   Oh Yeah, You\'re Gone   Oh Yeah, You're Gone   Oh Yeah, Youre Gone   Old Alabama   Old Rugged Cross   One of Those Lives   Online   Online (Reprise)   Online [Ringtone][*]   Only Way She’ll Stay   Out In The Parkin' Lot   Out In The Parking Lot   Outro   Outstanding in Our Field   Outtake 1   Outtake 2   Outtake 3   Outtake 4   P.S. This is Austin   Part Two   Penguin, James Penguin   Perfect Storm   PreCluster Cluster Pluck Prequel   Pressing on a Bruise   Previously   Rainin' You   Rainin' You   Remind Me   Remind Me   River Bank   Runaway Train   Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy   Searching   Sharp Dressed Man   Shatner Says Goodbye   Shattered Glass   She Never Really Got Over Him   She Said Yes   She's Everything   She's Her Own Woman   She\'s Everything   She\'s Her Own Woman   She's Everything   She's Her Own Woman   Shes Her Own Woman   Silent Night   Silent Night   Silver Bells   Sleepin' On The Foldout   Sleepin\' On The Foldout   Sleepin' On The Foldout   Some Mistakes   Somebody Knows You Now   Southern Comfort Zone   Spaghetti Western Swing [Instrumental]   Start A Band   That's Love   That\'s Love   That's Love   The Ballad of Honey Boo Boo   The Best Thing That I Had Goin'   The Best Thing That I Had Goin\'   The Best Thing That I Had Goin'   The Cigar Song   The Mona Lisa   The Nervous Breakdown   The Old Rugged Cross   The Pants   The Uncloudy Day   The World   The World [DVD]   Then   Then [Live]   Then [Piano Mix]   Then [Single Edit]   This Is Country Music   Those Crazy Christians   Throttleneck   Throttleneck [Instrumental]   Ticks   Time Warp   Time Warp [Instrumental]   Time Warp [Live]   Time Well Wasted   Tin Can on a String   Today   Too Country   Toothbrush   Two Feet Of Top Soil   Two Feet Of Topsoil   Two People Fell In Love   Two Tear Drops   Waitin' On A Woman   Waitin' On A Woman   Waitin’ On A Woman   Water   We Danced   Welcome To The Future   Welcome To The Future (Reprise)   What A Friend We Have In Jesus   What If She's An Angel   What If She's An Angel   When I Get Where I'm Going   When I Get Where I\'m Going   When I Get Where I\u2019m Going   When I Get Where I'm Going   When We All Get To Heaven   When You Need A Man Around Here   Whiskey Lullaby   Whiskey Lullaby - Alison Krauss   Whisky Lullaby   Who Needs Pictures   Winter Wonderland   With You, Without You   Without A Fight   Without a Fight (feat. Demi Lovato)   Working On a Tan   Wrapped Around   Wrapped Around [DVD]   Yankee Doodle Dixie   Yes, You Will   You Do The Math   You Have That Effect On Me   You Need A Man Around Here   You Shouldn't Have To   You Shouldn't Have To   You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive   You\'ll Never Leave Harlan Alive   You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive   Youve That Effect On Me

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