Gentlemen, gentlemen please! Senors, por favor!I once met a man with a sense of adventure.He was dressed to thrill wherever he went.He said, Let's make love on a mountaintop,under the stars on a big hard rock.I said, In these shoes? What is this, the Peace Corps?I said, Honey, let's do it here.So we're sittin' at a bar in Guadalajara,in walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes.He says, I've got a powerful horse outside.Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride.I know a little place we can get before the break of day.I said, In these shoes? No way, Jose!I said, Honey, let's stay right here.No le gusta caminar.No puede montar a cabailo.?Como se puede bailar?Es un escandalo!Then I met an Englishman.Oh, he said, Are you American?Won't you walk up and down on my spine?It makes me feel strangely alive.I said, In these shoes? Oh, I doubt you'd survive.I said, Honey let's do it heheheheLet's stay right here.No le gusta caminar.No puede montar a cabailo.?Como se puede bailar?Es un escandalo!No le gusta caminar.No puede montar a cabailo.?Como se puede bailar?Es un escandalo!No le gusta caminar.No puede montar a cabailo.?Como se puede bailar?Es un escandalo!No le gusta caminar.No puede montar a cabailo.?Como se puede bailar?
Lyrics by Bette Midler
"Otto Titsling" "Together, Wherever we go" A dream is a wish your heart makes A Whiter Shade Of Pale A: Optimistic Voices B: Lullaby Of Broadway A: Uptown B: Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby)... Alabama Song All I Need Is the Girl All I need to know All of a sudden Alright, Okay, You Win Am I Blue As dreams go by Baby it's cold outside Baby It's You Baby It's Cold Outside Baby June and Her Newsboys Baby Mine Baby, It's Cold Outside"(feat. James Caan Backstage Bang your Dead! Be My Baby Beast of burden Bed of roses Bei Mir Bist Du Schon Bei Mir Bist Du Schu00f6n Big noise from Winnetka Big Noise From Winnetka - Divine Madness Version Big Socks Big Spender Big Spender [From Sweet Charity] Billy - a - Dick Billy-a-Dick Birds Bless You Child Blueberry Pie Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy [Single Version] Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Single bottomless Boxing Breaking up somebody's home Breaking Up Somebody's Home Buckets Of Rain Buckets of Rain (With Bob Dylan) Chapel of Love Chapel of Love/Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Chattanooga Choo Choo Color Of Roses Come And Get These Memories Come back Jimmy Dean Come On-A My House Come Rain or Come Shine Come rain or shine Comic Relief Concert Monologue Cool Yule Coping Coping (spoken Word) Cowgirl's Dream Cowgirl's Dream Cradle Days Dainty June And Her Farmboys Daybreak (Storybook Children) Daytime Hustler Delta Dawn Do You Wanna Dance Do you wanna dance? Do You Want To Dance Do You Want to Dance? Dreamland Drinkin' Again Drinking Again E Street Shuffle E Street Shuffle/Summer (The First Time)/Leader of... E Street Shuffle\/summer (the First Time)\/leader ... Empty Bed Blues Every Road Leads Back To You Every Road Leads To You Everything's Coming Up Roses Everythings coming up Roses Fat as I am! Favorite waste of time Fever Finale: Up The Ladder To The Roof\/boogie Woogie B... Fire Down below Firends Fit As I Am Folks Who Live On The Hill For all we know Fried Eggs Fried Eggs(spoken word)/Hello in there Friends Friends - Alternate Friends - Oh My MY! Friends -alternate Friends (Side 2, Cut 1) Friends (Side 2, Cut 6) From a Distance From A Distance (Christmas Version) From A Distince Gift of Love Give Him A Great Big Kiss God Give Me Strength God Give Me Strength [Album Version] God Help The Outcasts Hallelujah Hang on in there Baby Happiness Is A Thing Called Joe Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Have Yourself A Merry Little Chrsitmas He Needs Me He Was Too Good To Me / Since You Stayed Here He was too good to me/Since you stayed here He Was Too Good To Me\/since You Stayed Here He's A Tramp He's Sure The Boy I Love He's A Tramp Heart over head Heaven Hello In There Hey There Higher & Higher (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher & Higher (your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher Higher And Higher (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Homecoming Monologue How Love Moves Hurricane Hurry on Down I believe in you I Don't Want The Night To End I Don't Want The Night To End I know this town I Know You By Heart I Love Being Here With You I Love You I never talk to strangers I Put A Spell On You I remember you I Remember You / Dixie's Dream"(feat. James Cann I remember you/ Dixie's dream I Remember You/ Dixie's Dream I Remember You/Dixie's Dream I Remember You\/dixie's Dream I Shall be released I sold my heart to the junkman I think it's going to rain today I Think It's Going To Rain Today I'll Be Home For Christmas I'm A Woman I'm Beautiful I'm Beautiful [Danny Tenaglia Continental Club Mix... I'm Hip I'm singing Broadway I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm I've Got My Love To Keep You Warm I've still got my health I've Still Got My Health [From Beaches] I'll Be Home For Christmas I'm A Woman I'm Beautiful I'm Hip I'm Singing Broadway I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm I've Still Got My Health If Momma Was Married In my life In The Cool, Cool, Cool Of The Evening In the mood In These Shoes In this life Intermission: You're Moving out Today Is it love Is That All There Is? It's the Girl It's too Late It's Too Late Just My Imagination Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me) Just My Imagination Running Away Keep on rockin' Keep On Rockin' La Vie en Rose Laughing Matters Leader of the pack Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let Me Call You Sweatheart Let me Call you sweetheart Let me Drive Let Me Entertain You Let me just follow behind Little Lamb Long Delta Blues Long John Blues Love me with a feeling Love says it's waiting Love Says It's Waiting Love T.K.O. Love TKO Lullaby in Blue Make yourself Comfortable Mambo Italiano Manhattan Marahuana Marriage, Movies, Madonna And Mick Marriage, Movies, Madonna, And Mick (spoken Word) Married Men May We Entertain You Mele Kalikimaka Memories Of You Merry Christmas Midnight in Memphis Millworker Milworker Miss Otis Regrets Moonlight Dancing Moses Mr Goldstone Mr. Goldstone Mr. Rockefeller Mr. Sandman Mr. Wonderful Mr. Wonderful [From Mr. Wonderful] Mrrockefeller Mrwonderful My eye on you My Favorite Waste Of Time My knight in black leather My mother's eyes My Mother's Eyes My one True friend Nanette Night and Day No Jestering Nobody Else But You O Come, O Come, Emmanuel Oh Industry Oh My My Old Cape Cod On A Slow Boat To China One Fine Day One For My Baby One For My Baby (And One For The Road) One For My Baby (And One More For The Road) One Monkey don't stop no show One Monkey Don't Stop No Show One more round One True Friend Only In Maimi Only in Miami Optimistic Voices / Lullaby of Broadway Optimistic Voices\/lullaby Of Broadway Otto Tisling Otto Titsling Otto Tittsling P.S. I love you P.si Love You Paradise Perfect Isn't Easy Perfect Isn't Easy Rain Ready To Begin Again Red Rose Rose's Turn Rose's Turn Say Goodbye to Hollywood Shining Star Shiver Me Timbers Shiver Me Timbers / Samedi Et Vendredi Shiver Me Timbers/Samedi Et Vendredi Shiver Me Timbers\/samedi Et Venderedi Shiver Me Timbers\/Samedi Et Vendredi Since You Stayed Here Sisters Sisters (White Christmas) Skylark Small World Small World"(feat. Peter Reigert Soda & a Souvenir Soda and a souvenir Sold My Soul to Rock 'n Roll Sold My Soul To Rock 'N' Roll Sold My Soul to Rock & Roll Sold my soul to Rock and Roll Some people Some People's Lives Some People's Lives Something Your Heart Has Been Somewhere Along the Way Somewhere In My Memory Song of Bernadette Soph Soph (spoken word) Spring Can Really Hang You Up The Spring can really Hang you up the most Spring Really Can Hang You Up The Most Stay With me Stay With Me Storybook Children Strangers in the Night Stuff like that There Summer Summer ( The First Time ) Superstar Superstar Surabaya Johnny Taking Aim Taking Aim (spoken Word) Talk to me of mendocino Teach Me Tonight Tell Him Tenderly That's How Heartaches Are Made That's how love moves That's How Heartaches Are Made That's How Love Moves The Folks Who Live On The Hill The Gift of Love The Girl Friend of the Whirling Dervish The Girl Is on to You The Girl is one to you The Glory of love The Glory of Love [From Beaches] The hunter gets captured by the game The last time The perfect kiss The Rose The Rose (Single Mix - Orchestrated Version) The Rose [From the Rose] The Rose [LP Version] The Unfettered Boob (spoken Word) The Wind Beneath My Wings This Ole House Those Wonderful Sophie Tucker Jokes To comfort you To deserve you To Deserve You [Album Version] Together, Wherever we go Together, Wherever We Go"(feat. Peter Reigert and ... Too Many Fish In The Sea Tragedy Twisted Ukelele Lady Ukulele Lady Under the Boardwalk Up the Ladder to the Roof Up! Up! Up! Uptown / Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby) / D... Uptown/Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby)/Da Do... Uptown/Don't say nothing bad about my baby/ - Doo ... Uptown/Don't Say Nothing Bad About My Baby/Doo Run... Uptown/don’t Say Nothing Bad About My Baby/ - Do... Uptown\/don't Say Nothin' Bad (about My Baby)\/doo... Vickie and Mr. Valves Vickie Eydie Viva Las Vegas Waterfalls What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? When a Man loves a woman When a Man Loves a Woman [From the Rose] When Your Life Was Low When Your Love Was Low White Christmas White Christmas (White Christmas) White Christmas [From White Christmas] Whose Side Are You On Whose Side are you on? Why Bother? (spoken Word) Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow Wind Beneath My Wings Wind Beneath My Wings [From Beaches] Winter Wonderland Winter Wonderland \/ Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let... Yellow beach Umbrella You can't always get what you want You Can't Always Get What You Want\/i Shall Be Rel... You Can't Hurry Love You Can't Always Get What You Want You don't know me You Don't Own Me You Don't Own Me You Gotta Get a Gimmick You'll never get away from me You'll Never Get Away From Me"(feat. Peter Reigert You'll Never Know You're moving out today Your love keeps liftin me higher