(It's) Hairspray
Hairspray

Corny

And now, live, from the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium...

... For the first time ever on nationwide television...

It's The Corny Collins Spectacular...


Council girls

He's Corny!!


Corny

... Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!


Corny (& ensemble)

What gives a girl

Power and punch?

Is it charm, is it poise?

No, it's hairspray!


What gets a gal

Asked out to lunch

Is it brains, is it dough?

No, it's hairspray!


If you take a ride

With no can at your side

Then your flip will be gone

With the wind


But if you spray it and lock it,

You can take off in a rocket

And in outer space

Each hair will be in place


Why take a chance

When you get up and dance

If you twist, I insist

You use hairspray


And tell your mother

Her head she should smother

With ultra-clutch faithfully


So if you're a redhead,

A blonde or brunette

Just take my advice

And you might just get

The only thing better than hairspray


Corny

That's me!


Ensemble

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya

Doo-dle-e-ya do wah


Corny

Forget the milkman

The only thing better than hairspray


Ensemble

Hairspray! Wow!


Corny

That's me!


Corny & ensemble

What makes a man

Reach out and touch?

Ultra clutch!


Corny & ensemble

So if you're a redhead,

A blonde or brunette

Just take my advice

And you might just get


Corny

The only thing better than hairspray

That's me!


Ensemble

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya

Doo-dle-e-ya do wah


Council girls

He's Corny Collins!


Corny

The only thing better than hairspray


Ensemble

Hairspray! Wow!


Corny

That's me!


Ensemble

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah!

Do wow!


Corny

Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!


Brenda

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah!!!!


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