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Kyle's Mom
WEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!
Kyle: Cartman don't do it!
WEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!
Kyle: Cartman I am warning you!
Cartman: Ok, ok.
WEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!
Kyle's mom a bitch, she a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super King Kameihameiha biatch.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch she's a stupid bitch.
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this:
[Chinese singing]
[French singing]
[Dutch singing]
[African singing]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch she's a stupid bitch.
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
I really mean it...
Kyle's Mom....She's a big fat cranky bitch
Cuz we're talking about Kyle's Mom....
Yeah
Chaaa
Kyle's Mom
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