Hi-ya! {oh yeah played backwards}Hey Sloofus, (yeah!) tell us something good, let's take it to the stage, suckerHave no fear, (get it on!) Macfunk is here. Ha!Doin' it to the maxSlick Brick! How's your loose booty?Laughin' atchaLet me tighten it upGet it onYeahEverybody funking and don't know howThey shoulda seen the bull when he funked the cowHe funked her so hard they saw some smokeHe said, let's get in the bed and funk like folksLaughin' at ya (ha!)Funk used to be a bad wordChorus:(sung by the group, interspersed with stuff from George and others)Sittin in the woods upon a logFinger on the triggerMy eyes on a hogAnd I sat back.Laughin atcha!(Say it loud!)Sittin in the woods upon a log(I'm funky and I'm proud)Finger on the triggerMy eyes on a hogAnd I sat back(Talking 'bout you the Godfather)Laughin atcha!(Godmother!)Sittin in the woods upon a log(Grandfather! Heh!)Finger on the trigger(Fool and the Gang!)My eyes on a hogAnd I sat back.(They call us the funk mob!)Laughin atcha!(Dig!)(Get it on)Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some thcAlong came a spider, slid down beside herSaid: what's in the bag bitchShe said I'm laughin' at ya, ha, ha!(Hey Fool and the Gang!)Funk used to be a bad word(Let's get it on! Let's take it to the stage)Motherfunk youHit it!Sittin in the woods upon a log(Good god!)Finger on the triggerMy eyes on a hogAnd I sat back.(Earth, hot air, and no fire)Laughin atcha!(They call us the fun
Lyrics by Funkadelic
(not just) Knee Deep 2 Dollars And 2 Dimes A Joyful Process [instrumental] Adolescent Funk Ain't that Funkin' Kinda Hard on You? Alice In My Fantasies Atmosphere Baby I Owe You Something Good Baby Like Fonkin' it Up Back In Our Minds Balance Be My Beach Better By The Pound Biological Speculation Boom There We Go Again|As In By Way Of The Drum Can You Get To That Can't Stand The Strain Can't Stand The Strain Catchin' Boogie Fever Cholly (Funk Get Ready To Roll!) Cholly (Funk Gettin Ready to Roll) Cholly (Funk Gettin' Ready To Roll) Comin' Round the Mountain Comin' Round The Mountain Cosmic Slop Dipety Dipety Doo Stop The Violence Dr. Funkenstein Electric Spanking Of War Babies Electric Spanking of War Babies [Instrumental Vers... Electric Spanking of War Babies [Instrumental] Electro-Cuties Eulogy And Light Every Little Bit Hurts Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time First ya gotta Shake the Gate Foot Soldiers (Star Spangled Funky) Foot Soldiers (Star-Spangled Funky) Freak Of The Week Friday Night, August 14th Funk Gets Stronger (Killer Millimeter Longer Versi... Funk Gets Stronger (Killer Millimeter… Funk Gets Stronger (Part 1) Funky Dollar Bill Get Off Your Ass And Jam Good Old Music Good Thoughts, Bad Thoughts Good to Your Earhole Groovallegiance Heart Trouble AKA You Can't Miss What You Can't Me... Hit It & Quit It Hit It And Quit It Holly Wants To Go To California How Do Yeaw View You I Bet You I Got A Thing, You Got A Thing, Everybody's Got A ... I Got A Thing, You Got A Thing, Everybody&hell... I Mo B Yodog Fo Eva I Wanna Know If It's Good To You? I Wanna Know If It's Good To You? I'll Stay I'll Stay I'm Never Gonna Tell It Icka Prick If I Didn't Love You If You Don't Like The Effects, Don't Produce The C... If You Don't Like The Effects, Don't Pro... If You Got Funk You Got Style If You Got Funk, You Got Style Into You Jimmy's Got a Little Bit of Bitch in Him Let's Make It Last Let's Make It Last Let's Take It To The People Loose Booty Loose Booty [45 Version][*] Maggot Brain March To The Witch's Castle March To The Witch's Castle Mathematics of Love Miss Lucifer's Love Mommy, What's A Funkadelic? Music For My Mother Music for My Mother [Mono Version][*][Instrumental... Nappy Dugout No Compute No Head No Backstage Pass Not Your Average Rapper Nuclear Dog Part II Oh ! Oh, I One Nation Under A Groove One Nation Under a Groove -- Part 1 One Nation Under A Groove (Part 1) One Nation Under a Groove [Instrumental] Open Our Eyes [*] P.E. Squad/Doodoo Chasers P.E. Squad\/Doodoo Chasers Philmore Qualify & Satisfy Qualify & Satisfy Red Hot Mama Sexy Ways Shockwaves Smokey Some More Soul Mate Standing on the Verge of Getting It On Standing On The Verge Of Getting On Stuffs & Things Stuffs And Things Super Stupid Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic Talk About Jesus Talking to the Wall That Was My Girl The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg AKA The Goose The Naz The Song Is Familiar This Broken Heart Trash A Go Go Trash A-Go-Go Uncle Jam Undisco Kidd Vampy Funky Bernie Wake Up Wars Of Armageddon We Hurt Too What Is Soul Where would I Go? You And Your Folks, Me And My Folks You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure You Can't Unring the Bell You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure You Hit The Nail On The Head You Scared the Lovin' Outta Me You Scared The Lovin' Outta Me