Too big, too small
Size does matter, after all!
Too big, too small
He could be a little bigger!
Mercedes-benz and the Highway!
Alone, driving abroad!
Traveling, traveling! Driving pleasure!
I just wanna have fun, not to fall in love!
Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch!
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick.
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now,
before it's too late!
Life's too short, I can't wait!
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany!
Too short, too tall
Doesn't matter, one size fits all!
Too big, too small
The turnpike should stand up.
Beautiful lady, desiring more.
Blitzkrieg, with a meat weapon!
Schnaps on the brain, you lovely lady.
Put a bratwurst in your sauerkraut!
Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch!
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick.
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now,
before it's too late!
Life's too short,
I can't wait!
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany!