New trend is coming
At Kellys' I saw the girls slimming
Bringing in tampons drenched in vodka
Then the party started to rocka'
I was sexually aroused
By these naked girls
Inserting their compacted
Tubular shaped pieces of cotton
Into their vaginas and anuses
Yeah
The strings hanging out of their labia
Getting piss drunk
All these fish tacos dripping, alcohol
Thought I was in heaven
They were bending over
Showing me their brown eyes
Moisty, wet and surely succulent
And I could choose any, any slice
So I got out, my hard implement
Slimming party at Kellys'
I pushed it hard. Up to their bellies
Slimming party at Kellys'
My dick accompanied me in endless rallies
Slimming at Kellys'
Think this trend is a good thing
Slimming at Kellys'
Hell of a night, full of swing