Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
Electric Six

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams

Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means

First I'm goin' shopping in my underwear

Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid-air

My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare

Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere


Now doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet

Next comes the part that I won't ever forget

Now I'm being followed by these Russian spies

They give me some velcro and an order of fries

Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise

I fall down a hole and that's when I realize


I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

Night after night after night after night

All right


Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane?

Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain?

See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur

Try to run but my feet have been nailed to the floor

Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door

And I'm back in the very same place I was before


Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

Night after night after night after night


(And I can't bust out and I can't break free)

And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me


(And I can't go home and I can't get loose)

And I try to escape but it's just no use

(And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win)

And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in

(And I can't go back and I can't get through)

But Vanna, since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you?

Come on, Vanna, come on!


Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again

That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then

See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address

I'm half an hour late for my algebra test

Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest

And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest


I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

Night after night after night after night


I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

Stuck in a closet with Vanna White

N-n-n-night after night after night night night


Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

Night after night after night after night


I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White


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