Man, there's never been a girl like thisThat's not NastassiaWhat an influential little missThat's not NastassiaImitation is a form of flattery, I'm toldShe is getting flattered where it's hot andwhere it's coldThat's not NastassiaThat's not NastassiaThat's not NastassiaShe is on the news again tonightThat's not NastassiaSomeone looking like her stole a bikeThat's not NastassiaMaby it's a fad, a sort of modern Hula HoopStill, it's of their own free will, no one has been dupedThat's not Nastassia, etcWhat a sense of power to have sway around the worldWhat a sense of power to control a billion girlsChange your hair style, they change theirsChange your nail style, they change theirsThat's not NastassiaPresidental wifes and topless maidsThat's not NastassiaMore or less identically the sameThat's not NastassiaIf I wasn't masculine, I would join the crazeDye my hair and take on thoseNastassianic waysThat's not NastassiaThat's not NastassiaThat's not NastassiaThat's NastassiaThat's not NastassiaThat's NastassiaNow she wants some anonymityThat's not NastassiaAnd all the rest want anonymityThat's not NastassiaShe should just forget it, it's a carbon copy worldWhen she starts yo fade away, everyone will fadeThat's not NastassiaThat's not NastassiaThat's not NastassiaThat's NastassiaThat's not NastassiaThat's Nastassia, etc.
Lyrics by Sparks
(Baby, Baby) Can I Invade Your Country (Alternativ... (Baby, Baby) Can I invade your country? (She Got Me) Pregnant (When I Kiss You) I Hear Charlie Parker Playing A Big Surprise A Fun Bunch of Guys from Outer Space A Song That Sings Itself A Walk Down Memory Lane Academy Award Performance Achoo Alabamy Right Alabamy Right [*] All You Ever Think About Is Sex Amateur Hour Angst In My Pants B.C. Barbecutie Barbecutie [*] Beat The Clock Beat the Clock [Live] Beat the Clock [Long Version] Big Boy Bon Voyage Change Confusion Cool Places Dance Godammit Danny Boy Dick Around Dick Around [CD-ROM Track] Don't Shoot Me Eaten By The Monster Of Love England England [*] Everybody Move Fingertips Fletcher Honorama Frankly, Scarlett, I Don't Give A Damn Funny Face Get In The Swing Girl From Germany Gone With The Wind Gratuitous Sax Happy Hunting Ground Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil Here Comes Bob Hospitality On Parade Hospitality on Parade [DVD][*] How Are You Getting Home? How Do I Get to Carnegie Hall How Do I Get to Carnegie Hall? How To Get Your Ass Kicked I Bought The Mississippi River I Like Girls I Married A Martian I Married Myself I Predict I Thought I Told You to Wait in the Car I Want To Be Like Everybody Else I Wish I Looked A Little Better In The Future In the Future [Live] Instant Weight Loss Just Because You Love Me Just Got Back from Heaven Kiss Me Quick La Dolce Vita La Dolce Vita Lady Is Lingering Let's Get Funky Let's Go Surfing Let's Make Love Lighten Up Morrissey Looks, Looks, Looks Lost and Found [*] Lots of Reasons Love Scenes Love-O-Rama Lucky Me, Lucky You Madonna Madonna [French Version][*] Madonna [German Version][*] Madonna [Spanish Version][*] Marry Me Marry Me [*] Metaphor Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Miss The Start, Miss The End Modesty Plays More Than A Sex Machine More Than a Sex Machine [Album Version] Moustache Music That You Can Dance To My Baby's Taking Me Home My Other Voice Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth Nicotina Nothing To Do Now That I Own the BBC Now That I Own the BBC [Motiv 8 Dub][Mix] Perfume Perfume [CD-ROM Track] Pineapple Popularity Pretending to Be Drunk Profile Progress Pulling Rabbits Out of a Hat Roc Army Rock 'n' Roll People In A Disco World Rock, Rock, Rock Rockin' Girls Rosebud Screwed Up Senseless Violins Sextown U.S.A. Sherlock Holmes Shopping Mall Of Love Shout [Live][#] Sisters So Important Something For The Girl With Everything Stop Me If You've Heard This Before Strange Animal Suburban Homeboy Suzie Safety Talent Is An Asset Tales of a Hustler Pt. 2 Tarzan And Jane Tearing The Place Apart The Decline And Fall Of Me The Ghost of Liberace The Greatest Show on Earth The Lady Is Lingering The Number One Song in Heaven The Rhythm Thief The Rhythm Thief [*][Instrumental] The Rhythm Thief [*][Multimedia Track] The Scene The Very Next Fight This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us Tips For Teens Tits Tryouts for the Human Race Tsui Hark Under The Table With Her Upstairs Wacky Women What Are All These Bands So Angry About? When Do I Get To Sing 'My Way' When Do I Get To Sing 'My Way' When I Kiss You (I Hear Charlie Parker Playing) When I Kiss You (I Hear Charlie Parker Playing) [C... When I'm With You Where's My Girl White Women Why Must I With All My Might Without Using Hands Wonder Girl You Got a Hold of My Heart Young Girls Your Call's Very Important To Us, Please Hold