There weren't no rhymin' at the beginning right there
Ah yeah, I'm just gonna bring them in like an introduction
I gotcha, I gotcha, Super Mario, Mario, Mario
Ah right, y'all comin' to you with full force
Yo, I'm not on the sauce but we gonna do it a little something like this
Never trust a HAL-9000
When it comes to fire I'm dousin'
Pick up your mic and start joustin'
Prayin' mantis style, not Shaolin
I don't want the capers, I'm frownin'
Order in vegetarian shark's fin
Throwin' chrome-domes in a tail spin
'Cause I don't drink scotch and I don't drink gin
When it comes to books with rhymes within
Packed like sardines in a tin
Tight-ass parties I'm roastin'
Karate-chop some round housin'
Ah, that was Mario's fault