1, 2, 3, 4!nIf you wanna start a bandnnWe flew NY to LAnLeft unpaid and unplayed on the pavement with jetlagnDid you hire a PA? NO!nLost in tears on the strip, this ain't no glamour tripnMissed the nightflight from RomanYou don't wanna talk about thatnBut you are gonna rap about champagne in the speakersnOh but that wan't us coz we was drinking prosecconnWe're in the music biz, is this how it is?nWe're in the music biz, is this how it is?nIn the music biz, is this how it is?nIf you wanna start a band listen to this!nnYou drag us over to HammersmithnGive our disc a quick flick and sigh 'I can't hear the hits'nWanna listen to my BS?nNO! Bout the millions you plan to spend on your new fave bandnGive us our 12,000 euros NOW!nNot at the label or home, hundred missed calls on your telephonenTil we say 'Johnny Depp remixed us'nYou SMS in delight and say 'He's definately hype!'nnWe're in the music biz, is this how it is?nWe're in the music biz, is this how it is?nIn the music biz is this how it is?nIf you wanna start a band listen to this!nnDress up as robots in SohonHid outside the BBC to play our CD to a DJnDo you wanna be on my show? Yeh!nWe chuck glitter in your eyes and pull out lazersn'Open Fire!'nStalked the journos round readingnWe got tagged in your mag as 'Britains worst band'n'Absolutely no talent'n'The most unsuccesful duo the UK has never known!'nnWe're in the music biz, is this how it is?nWe're in the music biz, is this how it is?nIn the music biz is this how it is?nIf you wanna start a band listen to this!nIf you wanna start a band listen to this!nIf you wanna start a band listen to this!nIf you wanna start a bandnIf you wanna start a bandnWe're in the music biz, is this how it is?nWe're in the music biz, is this how it is?nIn the music biz is this how it is?nIf you wanna start a band listen to this!nWe're in the music biz, is this how it is?nWe're in the music biz, is this how it is?nIn the music biz is this how it is?nIf you wanna start a band listen to this!nIf you wanna start a band listen to this!nIf you wanna start a band listen to this!nnYour boring! Your Shit! Boring!nGet off! Yeah get off! Your Rubbish!nOff! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off!nRubbish!!