Never knew you cared 'til we rounded the reserves at Reading
Training punch-ups so I guess it’s westward we’re heading
A poor scoring record on the transfer market has never meant a thing
But this calendar unification won’t take away the sting
Give ‘em hell boys Europe’s all we’ve left
Cup ties result in unrest
Winter break for twelve days of recess in Rio
Closed training, a towel, some sun block, a speedo
No domestic fixtures and a doping scandal has tainted our success
The Spaniards had our number, we’re no better than the rest
Give ‘em hell boys Europe’s all we’ve left
Cup ties result in unrest
Give ‘em hell boys Europe’s all we’ve left
I’m coming home, I'm coming home
I’m always coming home unless I’m leaving home, no one to say goodnight to
(On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...)
Send a message up the line: there’s nothing left to steal
Sharpen your spikes, boys, mercy is for the unfit
It’s the deadball era, your waspy portfolio is shit
Groundskeepers hiring hitman catchers are foiled
You goddamn Dutchman, your perfect fortress is spoiled