I wrote you a love letter,nThen redrafted it and made it a bit better,nI ran out of ink in my pen,nStarting it over and over again.nnI put it in the Stamped Addressed Envelope of Love,nAnd sent it on recorded delivery,nMy love for you is strong enough,nThat I don’t mind spending slightly more money.nn(Spoken) So I suppose you want to know what was in the letter. It said:nn“I think you’re an attractive girl,nI think you think I’m one as well,nIt may sound odd but I had a dream,nIn which you cycled up to me,nBut the amazing thing was that you,nWere wearing a dress you’d fashioned out of paper bags and glue.”nnI put it in the Stamped Addressed Envelope of Love,nAnd sent it on recorded delivery,nMy love for you is strong enough,nSweetheart, you’re worth every extra penny.nnI put it in the Stamped Addressed Envelope of Love,nAnd sent it on recorded delivery,nAnd enclosed a self-addressed envelope,nIn the hope that you’ll write back to me.