Gotta update my status, And tweet to my peeps
Download this photo, And unfriend all those creeps
Redo my ringtones, And update my apps
Gotta edit my image, And backup all this crap.
I gotta post to my blog, and check my facts
Change all my passwords so I don't get hacked…
And then before breakfast, I gotta do it again
This virtual lifestyle is wearing thin.
Chorus:
I got pads and pods and passwords up to my knees
I’m glued to my screen like I’ve got some disease
This digital treadmill ain’t no fun
Never get anywhere, No matter how fast I run
Gotta book my flight, and select my seat
Pick a trendy hotel, and the best place to eat
Look at the weather so I know what to wear
I don’t know why I bother, I never go anywhere…
I got pads and pods and passwords up to my ass
Pretty soon it’s gonna reach critical mass
This digital treadmill ain’t no fun,
Never get anywhere, No matter how fast I run
Shop for some cables and a battery pack
Sign for the package and then send it back
And then before lunchtime, I gotta do it again
This virtual lifestyle is wearing thin.
I got pads and pods and passwords up to my eyes
Faster, better, cheaper? Nothing but lies!
This digital treadmill ain’t no fun,
You can upgrade forever, you’re never done!