I've seen a peanut stand
Heard a rubber band
I've seen a needle
That winked it's eye
But I think I've about everything
When I see
An elephant fly
I saw a front porch swing
Heard a diamond ring
I've seen a polka-dot railroad tie
But I think
I've seen about everything
When I see an elephant fly
I saw a clothes horse
Rear up and buck
And they tell me that a man
Made a vegetable truck
I didn't see that
I only heard
But just to be sociable
I'll take your word
I saw a ladder 'n' slide
Saw a new cowhide
I laughed 'til I thought I'd die
But I think I've seen
About everything
When I see an elephant fly
I even heard
A chocolate drop
I went into a store and saw a bicycle shop
You can't deny
The things that you see
But I know there are certain that just can't be
I heard a fireside chat
Heard a baseball bat
I bat 'til I thought I'd die
But I think
I've seen about everything
When I see an elephant fly
When I see an elephant fly