Your Makeup Is Terrible
Alaska Thunderfuck

Greetings, earthlings

My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the planet Glamtron

What's yours?


Now, I've come a long way to be here tonight

So let's get our greetings and salutations outta the way right now, shall we?


Hiieeeeeee, oh!

I don't know about you, miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier

Now, there's an issue that's recently come to my attention that we need to discuss right now

Is that okay with you, honey?


Are you ready?

You! Are you ready? (Okay)

(Uhum) Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready?

Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready!?


Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway


Terrible, terrible, terrible!

Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!

Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!

Your makeup is terrible!

But I love you anyway


Now, I heard this is the best motherfucking club in all the land

Is that correct? (ahuh) uhum

Well, it better be because I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway


Mr Doorman, what's that? You need my ID?

This face is my ID, motherfucker!


Now, I'm not the kind of bitch who's gonna go behind your back and talk shit on you

If I have an issue with you, I'll bring it right to your busted face

Now, let's discuss it right now, shall we? Alrightalrightalright


Are you ready? (ahuh)


You specifically! Are you ready? (Uh me? Oh, yeah, I totally am)

Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready?

Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready!?


Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway


Terrible, terrible, terrible!

Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!

Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!

Your makeup is terrible!

But I love you anyway


Oh my gosh!

This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that? (Oh, my God)

You see, there's something I have to confess

You and I have a lot more in common than I thought

And it's something I need to bring to your attention right now


Are you ready? (I think so) (oh, God)

Are you ready? That's better!

Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready?

Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready!?


My makeup is terrible!

My makeup is terrible! (No!)

My makeup is terrible! (why?)

My makeup is terrible!

Do you love me anyway? (Wow!)


Terrible, terrible, terrible!

My makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!

Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!

Our makeup is terrible!

But I love you anyway


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