Hello, can I help you?
Yeah, do you do fat grafting?
Yes.
Oh great. I had a tail put on by Dr. Gordon.
OK.
And I want to have some fat grafted onto it. I want to thick it up.
You have some fat where?
Well, I have a tail attached to my spine and I want to thicken it up. I want it to be bigger.
Oh.
Would that be the botox injection? Or would that be the fat grafting?
OK, hold on a second. I don't think you have the right person.
OK, no problem.
Thanks for holding. May I help you?
Hi, yeah. I had a tail put on about 4 years ago, attached to my spine and I've got some hair growing on it that I need to get...
Well, come and get rid of it!
That's why I'm calling you! Can I come in tonight?
Actually, you can come in for a consultation. Let me tell you how we work here.
OK, please.
Sure. First of all, one session is not going to get rid of your hair. That's because hair grows in three phases. All human bodies need at least three sessions of laser treatment. And I say at least because if you're talking about let's say your beard, you may need up to eight.
Well, this is my tail.
Right, so then you obviously will need less. But I just want to educate you about, you know, different body parts.
Right.
So depending on the amount of hair you have, it will tell you how many sessions you will need.
But here is the best part of how we work.
What's that?
We offer you different types of enrollment. So if, let's say, we quote you a price... let's say, fifty dollars. You can pay as you go, every time you come in, fifty dollars. Or if you pay for three sessions up front, we will give you two complementary sessions. And that's our way of guaranteeing that your hair won't come back. Because we definitely don't want to see you five times for the same area. We try to give you the type of treatment that's gonna be effective. So if we do see you, hopefully it will be for a different body part.
Do you need to get the other line?
Umm, no, let's let it go. I'm fascinated by what you're saying. [snort]
OK, so this is what we do here. You come in, you watch a five-minute video, because we like our patients to be astute about what they're getting into. We do guarantee the lowest price, that the machine we use is the latest technology in the market today for hair removal. And we basically take a deposit from you because without the deposit we cannot book the time of the machine for your use.
OK.
And that's how we work.
That sounds great. I see here upper lip is 29 dollars, underarm is $39, bikini line $49, arm $119.
Yep.
How much for a tail?
Umm, it really depends. It really depends. It really...
It's about four feet long.
Four feet?
Yeah.
OK. You're talking about your head, right? Your head tail?
No. I have a tail attached to my spine.
A tail attached to your spine? On the lower spine?
Yeah.
And that was because of a surgery?
Yeah.
I see. And uh, OK, when you say four feet. . .four feet is the length of your hair?
No, it's the length of my tail.
Wow. That's a long tail.
And you guys just do laser hair removal?
No, actually we do microderm abrasion. We do laser resurfacing. We do body contouring with endymology.
Do you do botox injections?
I'm a semi-amateur bodybuilder and weightlifter.
Then you should do your whole chest, your back, your legs!
Well, I want my face just to look like, you know, like, like care, you know.
I know what you mean.
Let me tell you how it works. They take a virus, they beat it up with a hammer, literally. OK, they make you weak, then they inject that weak virus into your muscle. Botulism virus causes paralysis, OK? So it basically temporarily paralyzes a muscle. Usually facial muscles, whatever.
Right.
Well, here's what happens. The body's normal reaction to a traditional virus is antibody release. OK, so now antibodies are going to come up to fight this virus.
You know what? I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting time here.
OK, I'm a semi-amateur weightlifter and I've got a competition coming out. And I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do. I look like an idiot. She injected the botox into my face and it completely killed my face.
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. 000. 000 .000.000 .000.000 [#] "Rollin's Power Sauce" "Where It's At" By Beck "Whiskeyclone, Hotel City 1997" %25*!%40?%23 With My Head (Mountain Dew Rock) 1000 BPM 1000 BPM [DVD][*] 1000BPM 11. 6. 45 11.6.45 8. 4. 82 8. 4. 82. 8. 6. 82 8.4.82 8.6.82 Alcohol All Come To Meet Her All In Your Mind Already Dead Already Dead [DVD] America, Here's My Boy American Wasteland Aphid Manure Heist Arabian Nights Arabian Nites Are You Positive? Asshole Asskiss Powergrudge [Payback '94] Asskizz Powergrudge Asskizz Powergrudge (Payback '94!) Atmospheric Conditions Bad Blood Bad Cartridge (E-Pro) [Remix by Paza of The X-Dump... Bad Energy Ballad Of Mexico Beautiful Way Beer Can Beercan Big Stompin Mama Black Lake Morning Black Tambourine Black Tambourine (Remix by South Rakkas Crew) Blackbird Chain Blackfire Choked Our Death Blackhole Blue Cross Blue Moon Blue Randy Bogus Soul Bogusflow Bogusflow (version 2) Boney Fingers Out The Slimey Coffin Bonus Beer Noise Bonus Noise Books Of Moses Bottle Of Blues Bottle of Wine Brainstorm (big Muff) Broken Drum Broken Drum (Boards of Canada Remix) Broken Drum [Boards of Canada Remix] Broken Heart Broken Train Brother Burning Boyfriend Burnt Orange Peel Burro Burro (Mariachi Version) Canceled Check Cancelled Check Captain Brain Cell Phone's Dead Cellphone's Dead Cellphone's Dead Cellphones's Dead Chain Reaction Chemtrails Cities Clap Hands Clock Close To God Close To God (Bonus Track) Close to God [#] Cold Brains Corvette Bummer Country Down Cripple Creek Crystal Clear Crystal Clear (Beer) Cupcake Curses Cut 1/2 Blues Cut 1\/2 Blues Cut In Half Blues Cut In Half Blues (Version 2) Cyanide Breath Mint Cyanide Breathmint Cycle Dark Star Dark Star [*] Day For Night Dead Man With No Heart Dead Melodies Dead Wild Cat Dead Wildcat Deadweight Deadweight [Edit] Death Is Comin To Get You Death Is Comin' To Get Me Death Is Comin' To Get Me Death Is Coming To Get You Debra Deep Fried Love Defriended Derelict Desire Detonate Devil Got My Woman Devil Got My Woman / Kcrw Appearance 1995 Devil Got My Woman \/ KCRW Appearance 1995 Devil's Haircut Devil's Haircut Devils Haircut Diamond Bollocks Diamond Bullocks Diamond Dogs Diana Dirty Dirty Dirty, Dirty Diskobox Dixie Peach Promenade Do We? We Do Don't Let It Go Don't Let It Go Dreams E-pro Earthquake Weather Electric Music & The Summer People Electric Music And The Summer People Electric Music And The Summer People (version 02) Electric Music And The Summer... Elevator Music Elevator Music [DVD][*] Emergency Exit End of the Day End of the Day [DVD] Epro Erase the Sun Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometimes Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime Evil Things Evolution F***in' With My Head (Mountain Dew Rock) Face Farewell Ride Favorite Nerve Favorite Nerve (Bonus Track) Fax Machine Anthem Fax Machine Anthem (Dizzee Rascal Remix) Fax Machine Anthem [Remix by Dizzee Rascal] Feather In Your Cap Feather in Your Cap [#] Feel Like A Piece Of S**t (Cheetos Time) Feel Like A Piece Of Shit (Cheetoes Time) Feel Like a Piece of Shit (Cheetos Time) Feel Like a Piece of Shit (Crossover Potential) Feel Like a Piece of Shit (Mind Control) Feel Like a Piece of Shit [Mind Control] Feel The Strain Of Sorrow Never Ceasing Feelings Fish Bait Flavor Flavor (remix) Follow Me Forcefield Fourteen Rivers Fourteen Floods Fuckin With My Head Fuckin With My Head (mountain Dew Rock) Fuckin' With My Head Fuckin' With My Head (Mountain Dew Rock) Fuckin' With My Head Fume Fume (version 2) Fume [#] Gamma Ray Get Real Paid Get Yourself Back Home Gettin Home Gettin' Home Ghettochip Malfunction Ghettochip Malfunction (Hell Yes 8-Bit Remix) Ghettochip Malfunction (Hell Yes) [8Bit Remix] Ghettochipp Malfunction Ghost Range Ghost Range (E-Pro Remix By Homelife) Ghost Range (E-Pro) [Homelife Remix] Ghost Range (Remix By Homelife) Gimme Girl Girl - Octet Girl (Octet Remix) Girl [Octet Remix] Girl [Remix by Octet] Girl Dreams Go It Alone Go Where You Want Goin Nowhere Fast Gold Chains Got No Mind Got No Mind - Previously Unreleased Got No Mind (version 2) Got No Mind [#] Grey/Afro Guess I'm Doin' Fine Guess I'm Doing Fine Guess I'm Doing Fine [Multimedia Track] Guess I'm Doing Fine Halo Of Gold Hard To Compete Hard To Compete (version 2) He's A Mighty Good Leader He's A Mighty Good Leader Heart Is A Drum Heartland Feeling Heaven Hammer Heaven Hammer (Missing) [Air Remix] Heaven's Ladder Hell Hell Yes Hidden song High 5 High 5 (rock The Catskills) High 5! High 5! (rock The Catskills) Hollow Log Hollywood Freaks Horrible Fanfare / Landslide / Exoskeleton Horrible Fanfare\/Landslide\/Exoskeleton Hotwax Howlin Wolves Howling Wolves (Bon Jovi In A Vacuum Cleaner) I Feel Like A Piece Of Shit I Feel Low Down I Get Lonesome I Have Seen The Land Beyond I Just Started Hating Some People Today I Just Started Hating SomePeople Today I Only Have Eyes For You I Wanna Get With You I Wanna Get With You (and Your Sister, Debra) I Won't Be Long I Won't Be Long I'm So Glad I've Got A Feeling I've Seen The Land Beyond I'm So Glad I've Seen The Land Beyond In A Cold Ass Fashion Inferno Inside Out Inside Out [DVD][*] It's All Gonna Come To Be It's All In Your Mind It's All in Your Mind [DVD] It's All Gonna Come To Be It's All In Your Mind Jack - Ass Jack-ass Jack-Ass (Butch Vig Mix) Jackass Jagermeister Pie John The Revelator Just a Message to Her Ken Lampshade Lawrence Of Euphoria Lazy Flies Leave Me On The Moon Lemonade Leopard Skin Pill Box Hat Leopard Skin Pill-Box Hat Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat Let's Get Lost Let's Go Moon Some Cars Let's Go Moon Some Cars Little Hands Little One Little One [Multimedia Track] Lonesome Tears Lonesome Tears [Multimedia Track] Looking for a Sign Looser Lord Only Knows Loser Loser [LP Version] Lost Cause Lost Cause [Multimedia Track] Magic Stationwagon Mango Mango (Vader Rocks!) Margaret-Tiger Rug Mattress Mexico Michelangelo Antonioni Midnite Vultures Milk & Honey Milk & Honey Milk And Honey Milk Honey Minus Missing Mixed Bizness Modern Guilt Modesto Moon Beams Moon On The Water Mooon On The Water (full Moon Sway) Morning Motorcade Motorcade [DVD] Motorcade [DVD][*] Movie Theme Movie Theme [DVD][*] MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack (Updated Version) Mtv Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack (version 2) MTV Makes Me Want To Smoke Crack Muthafukka Muther Fucker Mutherf***er Mutherfucker Mutherfucker Mutherfuker Mutherfukka Mystery Song #1 Mystery Song #2 Nausea Nausea [DVD][*] Nausea [DVD][*] Nausea [Pirates Mix][*] New Round New Round [DVD][*] Nicotine & Gravy Nicotine & Gravy Nicotine and Gravy Nicotine Gravy Nightmare Hippy Girl Nitemare Hippy Girl No Complaints No Complaints [DVD][*] No Money No Honey No Money, No Honey (version 02) Nobody Fault But My Own Nobody's Fault but My Own Nobody's Fault But My Own Nothing I Haven't Seen Novacane O Maria O Menina One Foot In The Grave One Of These Days Orphans Outcome Ozzy Painted Eyelids Paper Tiger Paper Tiger [DVD] Paradisco Pay No Mind Pay No Mind (snoozer) Pay No Mind (Snoozer) [LP Version] Pay No Mind (Version 2) Peaches & Cream Peaches & Cream Peaches Cream People Gettin Busy People Gettin' Busy Phase Pink Noise Pink Noise (Rock Me Amadeus) Piss On The Door Piss On The Floor Please Leave a Light On When You Go Pressure Zone Presure Zone Profanity Prayers Protein Summer Puttin It Down Puttin' It Down Qu\u00e9 Onda Guero Qué Onda Guero Qué Onda Guero Qué Onda Guero Qué Onda Guero [Islands Remix] Qué Onda Guero [Islands Remix] Que Ond Guero Que Onda Guero Que' Onda Guero Ramona Ramshackle Ready Made Readymade Regular Song Rental Car Rental Car [John King Remix] Replica Rollins Power Sauce Round the Bend Round the Bend [Multimedia Track] Rowboat Runners Dial Zero Sa - 5 SA-5 Salt In The Wound Satan Gave Me A Taco Saxx Laws (Night Flight To Ojai) Say Can You See Say Goodbye Scarecrow Scarecrow [el-p Remix] Schmoozer See Water Send A Message To Her Send A Message To Her (Bonus Track) Send a Message to Her [*] Sexx Laws Sexx Laws (Malibu remix) Sexx Laws [Malibu Remix] Sexxlaws Shake Shake Tambourine Shake Shake Tambourine (Black Tambourine) [AdRock ... She Fucked Me Up The Ass She Fucked Me Up The Ass (interlude - East 17 Trib... She Is All She Is All (Gimme Something To Eat) She Is All (Gimmie Something to Eat) She Was a Beautiful Woman Ship In A Bottle Ship In The Bottle Side of the Road Side of the Road [DVD] Sin City Sing It Again Sissy Neck Sissyneck Sleeping Bag Slimy Power Chick Slip Out Slip Out (Little More Than Before) Soldier Jane Soldier Jane [DVD][*] Soul Of A Man Soul Sucked Dry Soul Suckin Jerk Soul Suckin Jerk (reject) Soul Suckin' Jerk Soul Suckin' Jerk (Reject Version) Soul Sucking Jerk Spanking Room Spanking Room [#] Special People Spiral Staircase Static Steal My Body Home Steve Threw Up Steve Threw Up (version 2) Still Missing (Royksopp Remix Of “Missing”) Still Missing (Royksopp Remix) Still Missing [Röyksopp Remix] Still Missing [Röyksopp Remix] Still Missing [Remix by Royskopp] Strange Apparation Strange Apparition Strange Invitation Sucker Without A Brain Summer Girl Sunday Sun Sunday Sun [DVD] Super Golden Black Super Golden Black (sunchild) Super Golden Black Sunchild Sweet Satan Sweet Satan (Bonus Track) Sweet Sunshine Taser Gun Tasergun Tasergun (version 2) Teenage Wastebasket Teenage Wastebasket (Bonus Track) Terremoto Tempo Terremoto Tempo (Earthquake Weather ) [Mario C Rem... Terremoto Tempo (Earthquake Weather) [Mario C Remi... The F***ed Up Blues The Fucked Up Blues The Golden Age The Golden Age [Multimedia Track] The Horrible Fanfare/Landslide/Exoskeleton The Horrible Fanfare/Landslide/Exoskeleton The Horrible Fanfare/Landslide/Exoskeleton [DVD][*... The Information The Information The Information [DVD][*] The Little Drum Machine Boy The New Pollution The Spirit Moves Me The Vagabond The Wolf is On the Hill The World May Loose It's Motion Think I'm In Love Think I'm in Love [DVD][*] Think I'm In Love This Girl That I Know This Is My Crew Thunder Peel Timebomb To See That Woman Of Mine Today Has Been A F***ed Up Day Today Has Been a Fucked up Day Too Many Blues Total Soul Future Total Soul Future (Eat It) Totally Confused Trash Can Tropicalia Trouble All My Days Truck Driving' Neighbors Downstairs (Yellow Sweat) Truckdrivin Neighbors Downstairs (Yellow Sweat) Truckdrivin' Neighbors Downstairs Truckdrivin' Neighbors Downstairs (Yellow Sweat) True Love Will Find You In The End Turn Away Twig Underwater Music [*] Unforgiven Unknown 2 Unknown Title 1 Untitled Untitled Song 2 Up All Night Venom Confection (E-Pro Remix By Green, Music & Go... Venom Confection [E-Pro Remix By Green, Music & Go... Volcano Waitin' For A Train Waking Light Walls War In Peace Wave We All Wear Cloaks We Dance Alone We Dance Alone [DVD][*] We Live Again Weighted Down Where It's At Where It's At [Edit] Where It's At [U.N.K.L.E. Remix] Where Its At Whimsical Actress Whiskey Be Your Lover Whiskey Can Can Whiskey Can Can [#] Whiskey Faced, Radioactive, Blowdryin' Lady Whiskeyclone, Hotel City 1997 Will I Be Ignored By The Lord Will I Be Ignored By The Lord? Wish Coin Wish Coin (Go It Alone) [Diplo Remix] Wish Coin [Diplo Remix] Woe Woe On Me Woe On Me (Bonus Track) Woe Unto Me Wow Your Cheatin' Heart Your Love Is Weird Your Love Is Weird (Bonus Track) Youthless Ziplock Bag
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