DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO.
Domo arigato, Bender Roboto,
Hai B-E-N-D-E-R!
Domo arigato, Bender Roboto,
Nihao my Futurama!
You’re wondering who I am.
(Bender, Bender, his name is Bender!)
A machine with beer in hand.
(Bender, Bender, his name is Bender!)
You say I’m crude and crass.
(Bender, Bender, his name is Bender!)
Bite my shiny metal ass!
I drink alcohol
Cause it recharges
My cells of fuel.
As for my cigars,
I smoke them because
It makes me look cool.
I used to bend things
For a living.
I kissed it goodbye.
Now on a spaceship,
I’m cooking grub for
A meatbag named Fry.
My best friend is Fry
The delivery guy.
Watch Leela fly
With only one eye.
Bender: Heh, heh… hey, I’m pretty good!
I am a robot
With some emotions,
Like lust, sloth, and greed.
I’ll cheat at blackjack
And get some hookers,
All at sub-light speed.
I’m loud and lazy,
Rude and obnoxious,
But still, I’m the tops.
I show up for work
Just to have some place
To hide out from the cops.
I’ll bust you in the chops
If you call the cops.
That includes you pops,
Ah, cheese it! The cops!
Put magnets on my head.
(Bender, Bender, his name is Bender!)
I’ll sing like Grateful Dead.
(Bender, Bender, his name is Bender!)
Electrodes get me stoned.
(Bender, Bender, his name is Bender!)
If Fry finds out, I’m boned.
Prof. Farnsworth: Good news everyone! We’ve gotten to the part of the song where I get to sing!
Bender: All right, Professor, give it a shot.
Prof. Farnsworth: Domo arigato, Bender Roboto, Domo.
Bender: Domo…
Prof. Farnsworth: Domo.
Bender: Domo…
Prof. Farnsworth: Domo arigato, Bender Roboto, Domo.
Bender: Domo…
Prof. Farnsworth: Domo.
Bender: Domo…
Prof. Farnsworth: Dice up a toe-mah-toe, Bender Roboto,
Gangsters call him “Blotto”, Bender Roboto,
Bus driver named “Otto”, Bender Roboto,
On this show he’s not-o, Bender Roboto,
Thank you very much, Bender Roboto,
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO,
For doing the illegal acts that I want you to,
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO,
And thank you very much, Bender Roboto,
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO,
For fixing up my back by bending me in half,
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO,
Prof. Farnsworth: Thank you.
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO,
Bender: Here, how’s this?
Prof. Farnsworth: A little more, thank you.
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO,
Bender: Hah!
Prof. Farnsworth: A few degrees back the other way, thank you.
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO,
Bender: There, how’s that?
Prof. Farnsworth: Oh, my, yes. That’s it.
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOT,
Bender: Okay, I’m singin’ now.
The problem’s plain to see.
You humans annoy me.
You’re stupid and you smell.
Just go to robot Hell.
The time has come, my fans,
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret!)
To tell you all my plans.
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret!)
You might be shocked by this.
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret!)
My true agenda is…
…to KILL ALL HUMANS!!!
KILL ALL HUMANS!!!
KILL ALL HUMANS!!!
KILL ALL HUMANS!!!
Bender Roboto
The Great Luke Ski
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