When you're driving through the desertAnd your car runs out of gasLotsa luck, pal, lotsa luckWhen you try to stop some strangersThey will holler as they passLotsa luck, pal, lotsa luckSo you walk eight miles and all uphillTo call the Auto ClubAnd the whole thing's nip and tuck'Cause they'll ask you for your numberAnd your number's in your walletAnd your wallet's in your car, so lotsa luckWhen your television set breaks downAnd needs repairin' badLotsa luck, pal, lotsa luckYou look through the Yellow PagesFor an honest-looking adLotsa luck, pal, lotsa luckThen the fellow comesAnd says your set must go into the shopAnd he takes it in his truckFour months later when he brings it backIt's someone else's setBesides he drops it down the steps, so lotsa luckSome people think a horseshoe'sGonna bring them lots of luckA horseshoe is a luck charm, of courseBut for every set of horseshoesHuman beings use for luckSomewhere in this world's a barefoot horse(A barefoot horse)When you buy a tape recorderOf the automatic kindLotsa luck, pal, lotsa luckIf it's simplified for folksWho aren't mechanically inclinedLotsa luck, pal, lotsa luckThere's a small instruction bookletThat's one hundred pages longAnd on page one you get stuckIt says, if unsatisfactoryYou must bring this to the factoryAnd the factory's in Japan, so Rotsa Ruck
Lyrics by Allan Sherman
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