Alright, fellas that was Ashley on the main stage
And right now Deja Vu
It's time for the Deja Vu
One for two
Buy one, get two table dances
Now you know what to do
Fellas, here come the ladies
Here come the ladies
Hey baby, hey baby
Hey light-skinned
Light-skinned, light-skinned sister
Won't you come here
Come on over here
And give a brotha
Give a brotha a dance
Uh, I already got a customer
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Dark-skinned sister, dark-skinned sister
Why don't ya come here, come 'er here give a brotha a dance
Come on give a brotha a dance, come give a brotha a dance
My shift is over
Well why don't you work some overtime then?
Shit
Okay, I understand ya shit
Hey baby, come here, come here
Won't ya give a brotha a dance
Come here, come here
Come here, cornrowed sister
Cornrowed sister, give a brotha a dance
Give a brotha a dance
I'm a waitress
Oh okay, okay
Damn!
What am I glass?
I think I'll sing
Ladies of Deja Vu
What must I do to get with you?
I got a role of twenties buried in my pants
So here's one little question that I'd like to ask
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang
I been workin' all week, for the money I got
Lookin' for a place to bend this nut
In attendin' in my Benzo
Lookin' for a place to find some mackin' hoes
But that shit don't thrill me
So I head to the mad city to get on, G
I don't dance just start fun
I'm lookin' for a place that gonna move some
Know what I'm sayin'? Know what I'm talkin' about?
The type of bitch that turn the party out
I met a bitch named Dynasty
With so much back, she made a blind man see
What's really happenin'?
Too many clothes, not enough booty slappin'
Now I don't need romance, all I need to know is
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang
I'll give you a table dance
But you're white
And you're cute
This is a great table dance
Hey, you like that?
I love it!
This table dance makes me wanna
Makes me wanna sing
Table Dance
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